CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

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[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure’s quick to lean into that touch, smiling contentedly while Dandy cleans up his mess.]

Who says we can’t both be lucky? Sounds to me like we both hit the jackpot tonight.

[When his apparent confidence is pointed out…he lets out a prideful chuckle.]

What can I say? You’ve brought out the bold side of me. How I’ve always wanted to feel.

[He just never got the chance—not legitimately, anyway. He’s been confident plenty of times, but for all the wrong reasons. Here, though? It seems to actually be landing well!

He’s almost tempted to misbehave when Dandy gives him orders, if only because he was told to be mean earlier, but no. He can’t bring himself to do it. He wants nothing more than to please Dandy, and he hadn’t even considered bringing his beard into the mix. Funny how his laziness with shaving has actually benefitted him tonight.

He reaches up to take hold of Dandy’s cock and guides it across his stubble, nice and slow so he can savor that friction.]

Sure thing. Just don’t lose yourself, or it’ll get all up in my hair.

[With that, he dips his head down a little further to reach those jewels. He doesn’t get quite so rough like Dandy had, instead opting to glide his tongue along the sack before gently bringing the balls into his mouth and rolling them around. For the finale, he does as asked and gently caresses them with his beard, all while running his lips against the back of Dandy’s erection.]

[bootyhunter]

[Dandy struggles to adhere to his promise, doing the best he can not to lose himself to ecstasy but struggling to succeed. The pleasure he's experiencing is driving him to near madness, and while it's wonderful and sweet, there's also something oddly terrifying about it. Every drag of stubble against his sensitive bulge makes Dandy sound all the more desperate. Was he lying to himself all these years? Sure, he loves curves as much as the next guy, but wow, this is nice.

Even more invigorating, or enticing rather, is his current hookup's willingness to do things for him. He had called Dandy his, only seconds prior, and it had felt like the last puzzle piece of Dandy's fractured, multiversal consciousness was finally falling into place.

But people will say anything during sex to get what they want. Dandy's done it on multiple occasions, even if it always fills him with guilt when he thinks too hard.]

U-uh...

[Another loud, wanton sound escapes Dandy's throat, and he looks visibly embarrassed, if still obviously aroused. He has to physically pull his junk back and towards himself, stroking it while feeling his dick twitch. God, he hopes he can remember how Hagakure's mouth feels, because it's the kind of sensation that would help him forget his misery for a time.

It's not even entirely a lustful thing, it's just...

Nice. That anybody wanted to do this for him.

Anybody at all.

That is was fun, even.]

You might be doin' too good of a job there, baby...

[Dandy repositions his cock, gently letting it tap Hagakure's cheek, although the divine being tugs the tip of it down a little farther so it's closer to the chin than the nose.]

Is this still okay?

I feel really good.

[sixthnonsense]

[It really does feel like there are crackles of energy sparking between the two of them when Dandy makes such amazing noises. Hagakure could never have imagined that he'd get this excited doing the things he's done to a man tonight, or that he'd apparently be good at doing those things. When people say not to knock something before you try it... That definitely applies here. He thinks he might be hooked, even.

Something tells him it wouldn't be as good with just any other guy, though.

While he's initially startled when Dandy pulls back, it does give him the opportunity to bring his head up again and catch sight of the look of embarrassment on the other man's face. That's... Wow. He has a feeling he's not going to forget this image for a very long time.]

Seriously? [He can't help but put on a smug smirk over it. The praise is so nice.] Well, that's definitely better than not doin' enough.

[He quickly settles into something a little more excited now that he knows what certainly must be coming at this point- literally. He nods slightly- just enough so not as to change the placement of Dandy's cock. Ah, why doesn't he hold it so it doesn't slip...]

Why don'tcha show me how good you feel? Please?

[Oh no, he's accidentally rubbed the tip. That totally wasn't intentional!

;)]

I wanna see it on my face.

[There's nothing to be afraid of.]

[bootyhunter]

[Dandy can't last a second longer, his breath hitches and he lets loose, finishing with a few hot spurts that do make it onto the left side of Hagakure's face in various places. For a time, Dandy is lost in a loud, wretched fit of something that he could only describe as sublime, with his eyelids fluttering and his chest rising and falling dramatically. The fog of it is difficult to fight through, although the blurry edges of his vision do become clear again when he realizes where he is and what's finally come to pass.

At first, Dandy stares in quiet bliss at the other man's face. In all the other contexts that he's seen anything like this, which to be fair, is usually in some pretty graphic and exploitative printed magazines, this sort of thing feels...

Explicit. Violent, almost.

So it's strange to have it all recontextualized. Consensual and quaint, fun for both of them...

Dandy's flattered, despite how he tries not to show it.]

Oops! I think I got a little somethin' on your... Hehehe.

[Dandy sheepishly attempts to slap on a smarmy grin, even though he's clearly very giddy, brushing some of that disgusting bullshit off of the younger man's face. When he draws his hand back, Dandy sucks the remainder of it off his finger with a loud pop.]

You wanted to see how you looked, right?

Well as it turns out, I don't seem to have a mirror in here.

[which is a surprise considering how vain dandy is lmfao]

You wanna hop in the shower with me?

Don't worry about the other two! They're snoozin' for sure, baby.

So! Grab your big-boy panties.

I'm teachin' you how to clean up and clean up good.

[sixthnonsense]

[Now that is certainly an interesting sensation. Hagakure didn't think he'd enjoy getting anything splashed on his face, but it's fun in this particular context. The warmth probably helps a good deal making it less unpleasant, at least right now.

He squeezes his eyes shut to avoid getting any cum in them, but fortunately he's able to crack them back open to witness the rest of Dandy's climax. That's his handiwork, after all!! He still can't believe he managed to get this sort of reaction and these images out of someone, let alone Dandy. It makes his heart flutter with excitement.

He pulls back once he's worked all the remaining leakage out, then gently lowers himself onto Dandy's chest to get closer to him.]

Huh? Oh yeah, I guess you did, huh? [He plays along with this dialogue, chuckling right back as some of it gets wiped away.] Jeez, Dee, you need some better aim.

[He'd like a taste as well, actually. Thankfully, there's a little just by his lips like a nice glob of unholy vanilla ice cream. He makes sure Dandy gets direct eye contact as he slowly moves to lap it up.

Like Dandy said, though, he'd like to see the results for himself as well, so he's not gonna get it all off just yet.]

Yeah, I'm down to skip the pillow talk in favor of a little shower time.

[That feels weird for him to say, admittedly. He's not a fan of showers at all because of how much of a pain in the ass his textured hair is to wash. But maybe Dandy has some pointers.

That, and...well, being with Dandy in the shower sounds nice in and of itself. He can put up with a little water.]

Let's do it.

[He can't help but smile to himself as he peels his sweaty body off of Dandy's to search for his underwear on the clothes-covered floor. That was it. That was his first time. His first sexual encounter.

Wow.

He's certainly never going to forget it.]