CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

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nsfw, i tag, in my own horny musebox

[bootyhunter]

Surf's up, I guess.

It's time for us to ride the cosmic waves~!

[Dandy should be doing the same, doing the Dandy thing of staying in the present so he can move right on back to derping around for no good reason, but he can't help himself this time.

He isn't fantasizing about BooBies or women's bodies at all, nor is he ruminating about the way that said cheeches and chongs nearly spill out when a girl leans over in a revealing top. He's wondering which planet to take Joy to when she visits, and what kooky souvenir Misfire will get a kick out of on his end of hyperspace. He should probably send Jon some kind of card to congratulate him on his wedding, especially since Dandy can't afford any fancy gifts, and will have to remain on the lookout for any transmissions from Rossiu, who apparently really is some planet's supreme leader.

But most of all, he's excited and elated to finally know what it feels like to be going home. Dandy has gravitated towards humanity and whispers of their origin planet, and like any creature who has been alive forever, his room is full of nostalgic things that fall in line with this. Tchotchkes from a bygone era are littered about his living space.

Here Dandy is, standing on a real, Earthly beach, and all he can think about is how excited he is to share what he really loves about being alive with someone who has yet to learn what that truly feels like.

Free from caged walls.]

Cowabunga, baby.

[When Dandy, Hagakure, and the rest of the crew touch down at BooBies, he will discover that a new location has replaced the titty bar for the top spot in Dandy's heart. It is the space on Hagakure's chest that Dandy rests on when they go to sleep, which coincidentally is also the best place to hear the other man's heart go on badunkadunk-dunkin'.]