CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

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[bootyhunter]

Yeah.

[He should know better by now. He should know better, and yet like hell he'd throw away this pleasant chance to fuel the fire inside of him, even if it burns him in the end.

Dandy makes his way towards Hagakure's side of the tub without a second of hesitation, so comfortable between the other's legs, it's entirely sleazy. He rests one of his elbows on the clairvoyant's shoulder, leaning over him fully, and then snakes a hand down Hagakure's midline as he speaks.]

Although I should probably make you come first. My treat!

[Dandy's voice is as low and alluring as he can muster.]

Sorry. I didn't want it to seem like I was stringin' ya along. Is that okay with you?

[unfortunately he is grabbing that pathetic excuse for an underwater sea serpent before the question is even finished smh!

Gently, Dandy begins to stroke Hagakure up and down.]

We can even smooch a little.

[sixthnonsense]

[Hagakure blinks with confusion when Dandy suddenly goes from scrubbing his leg to crawling up on him. Truly, he didn't see this coming. (pun intended) His head tips up to meet Dandy's gaze, eyes wide with curiosity.

Well, until Dandy makes his intentions entirely plain, of course.]

H-Huh? Like...right here?

[Confused and surprised as he sounds, that's not a "no". Especially when Dandy talks to him like that.]

I mean, I'm not gonna say n-

[Ah, didn't even get to finish that thought. Classic. Hagakure yelps as if this is a complete surprise to him. But once a rhythm is established, he leans back against the wall of the tub and takes hold of Dandy's sides.

After a breathless laugh:]

Seriously? So soon? You just finished cleanin' me off! [The slight buoyancy afforded by the water allows him to nudge up into Dandy's touch all the more easily.] Not that I don't have another round in me or anything...

this is short butt i had to get this cursed joke out of my headspace

[bootyhunter]

Uh-huh.

[insert anime jerkoff motions here]

So long as you don't clog the shower drain, I think we'll be alright.

Maybe you should just aim for the ceiling.

Think you could even make it that far?

[sixthnonsense]

[insert yaoi noises here

actually a little Hagakure panic too]

Oh my gods, no. How would we get it off? Ross 'n' Joya would have so many questions...

[...the action is happening underwater, that is no chance of cum ending up on the ceiling.

As usual, no thought is happening in that head of his. Which, given how his hair is down, is not as big as it might seem anyway.]

[bootyhunter]

Would they?

[Dandy flashes Hagakure a cheeky grin.]

I think the answer'd be pretty clear.

I could maybe see how you'd mistake it for toothpaste, but the texture just wouldn't be right.

[sixthnonsense]

They're not gonna taste test it, holy crap--

[They're not Dandy, in other words.]

But like! Tell me you can't picture 'em grillin' us like "Why'd you leave that disgusting shit in our public bathroom?"

[...]

Well, Joya would. Ross would do his very serious version of that, though.

[bootyhunter]

I'd like to see Rossy-baby stumblin' all over his words for that one.

[Dandy knows that Joy would kick. His. Ass, so! That's about right, he won't address it.]

He gets real weird about this kinda stuff.

[sixthnonsense]

He does? Y'know...actually, I'm not that surprised. He's a great guy, but he kinda does have a stick up his ass, doesn't he?

[Hagakure can't help but think of Ishimaru when it comes to Rossiu... Well, in the "stick up the ass" department. Rossiu is nowhere near as emotional.]

[bootyhunter]

It's what he needs baby!

[He's just gonna manhandle Goob's balls now don't mind him.]

That nearly bald-headed boyscout got so much stress in his body he's already forgotten how anything feels. That just ain't right!

You know those rubber doinkety-doinks? At least, I think they're rubber...

[dildos?????]

[sixthnonsense]

[He is absolutely minding?! Just not in a bad way. Words are hard to come by for a moment as he becomes very, very distracted by all those pleasure sensors.

...and when the fog clears, he has a lucid thought about how they're really discussing Rossiu's sex life in the middle of a handy.]

Y'mean a dildo? Does he even know what those are? [Did Simon tell him? Surely Simon told him. AnYWaY:] You do got me there, though. It'd be much more enjoyable than havin' a stick up there.