[Neither the drowning in pussy part nor the gay euphemism bit, but he will only address the second thing.]
The American euphemism for gay sex is the Halftime Show.
[This is the most serious he has sounded all evening.]
At the fucking SuperBowl?
[There's a curious pause here. Must he elaborate? God, yeah, this guy is like. Giving Gay Republican vibes (son of, descended from)-]
It's a little too short despite being so fabulous, it's sandwiched between a bunch of bullshit that's marketed to pigheaded straight people, and yet it is one of the gayest events of the year.
[The next part is whispered:]
That's, like, the most ass I've ever seen on television all at once.
no subject
[Neither the drowning in pussy part nor the gay euphemism bit, but he will only address the second thing.]
The American euphemism for gay sex is the Halftime Show.
[This is the most serious he has sounded all evening.]
At the fucking SuperBowl?
[There's a curious pause here. Must he elaborate? God, yeah, this guy is like. Giving Gay Republican vibes (son of, descended from)-]
It's a little too short despite being so fabulous, it's sandwiched between a bunch of bullshit that's marketed to pigheaded straight people, and yet it is one of the gayest events of the year.
[The next part is whispered:]
That's, like, the most ass I've ever seen on television all at once.
The most relevant to me, anyway.