CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

Comments

[misspitbull]

[Instead of making her mad, it stirs something in her, and makes her laugh instead. She peers up at him as he gets up, but doesn’t move.]

Than George? Yeah, you’d win that bet easily. [Poor George. It’s true, though. He wasn’t unathletic, but he was in the Newspaper Club. That should have said it all.]

He wasn’t setting any records. Still hot. Just. Not strong.

[himbomb]

So then, wh-

[Why?

He halts himself mid-sentence. Rex is sure that she's said it and he didn't catch the specifics, something about how Parker and her now-dead ex were a perfect set, raised in privilege and together long enough so that they knew each other best.

But what Rex really feels the need, the incessant urge to inquire, is why a woman would like him. Sure, he's got superpowers, and thus he's snagged a cool and seemingly glamorous job, and he's handsome, but that is all Rex Splode, everything you'd see in the papers. Truth be told, his powers were a gift so that he could become a tool, and before that, he had nothing. Not riches nor smarts i the conventional sense, but what Rex fails to acknowledge in himself is that through sheer willpower and a considerable amount of dumb luck, he survived. In a way, he earned the gift, and then some.

Most kids his age wouldn't have stood a chance. Most adults, in all honesty.

What of Rex Sloan? What about him could be attractive to anyone but Samantha Eve Wilkins, who shared a similar uncanny origin and troubled childhood, other than the all that glitters on the outside? There's a reason the colors on his suit and even his voice are so damn loud- He needs to distract from what lies beneath.

If his mother and father couldn't even love him, a child they themselves created from their very DNA, how could anybody else?

Parker probably doesn't have an answer.]

You wanna get outta here?

[Rex isn't sure to where. His room's probably too crowded, as three's far too much company. Especially when he always feels so left out.]

[misspitbull]

[In Parker’s defense, there was a point when George had seemed strong—- but that was like. Middle school. Whatever. It doesn’t matter. She watches the question fall from his lips before she finishes—- and for once, she doesn’t push it. Instead, she holds her hand up for him to help her up off the ground.]

Ugh. Yes, please.

Are you going to be able to handle yourself while I wash the chlorine out of my hair, or am I going to have to lock you in the hall?