CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

Comments

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[bootyhunter]

[However, when Dandy opens his eyes, there'd be no way to know.]

Not a fat chance in a bucket of boiling chicken grease!

Your legs are too long. You'd kick around and damage the irreplaceable goods that are my eyes, nose, lips, and studly jawline! No, no, no! Over the shoulder or under the armpit's the only way to go with you.

[It should be noted that this is a lie. He is absolutely going to remember this and bridal carry Gooby to safety at some point, even if it's not practical. Let's hope they don't die again.]

But if you really wanna be my bride, I guess we so could snag one of those of skimpy white garters off some drunk chick at BooBies and shimmy it up your furry thigh!

[u kno one of the girls hat gets trashed at her bachelorette parties??? yeah it's horrible i know]