CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

Comments

[misspitbull]

[Parker rolls her eyes so dramatically that it almost hurts. She probably should stand up
for Simon, but she’s not quite there yet—- so she just lets it slide.]

Is that why you’re in here, splashing around with no clothes on? Trying to make someone notice how smexy [She tries to mimic him. She fails.] you are?

[himbomb]

Aaaah, yeah! Duh!

[Yes and no.

The supersuit, as cherished as it is, is a uniform as much as it is a symbol. When he wears it, he is supposed to be working hard, although Rex usually is hardly working. When he is in his own skin and just that, he finally feels like himself.]

Not enough of you people seem to appreciate how hot I am, and I am hot! It doesn't matter if ya wanna fuck me or not, the Handsome Bastard title is non-negotiable.

[misspitbull]

Hmm. [She glances over his way again, as if she has to double check to see if he’s lying or not.]

You are probably the second hottest one here. [Said. Matter of factly.]

[himbomb]

[Ah. That's the validation he was seeking.]

...Then who's in first place?

Oh my gawd. Please don't tell me it's supposed to be you?

[Honestly, she's an acceptable answer because narcissism. If it's anyone else he will start to feel jealous.]

[misspitbull]

You had to ask?

[UGH. She moves to the edge of the pool, and starts to climb out.]

[himbomb]

Yeah, I guess I walked myself right into that one.

[He watches her as she gets out of the pool. Water has a way of making one's clothing adhere even more closely to someone's body, and it's distracting, to say the least.]

...Wow.

Leaving so soon?

[misspitbull]

[Parker is, unfortunately, awful—- and is fully aware of what she’s doing. She pauses, over halfway out, to look back at him and flash a bright smile.]

What? Should I stay?