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bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)
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On the rare occasions in which Dandy actually managed to score with one-off flings, he easily had the ability to break them down into little more than objects. Perky butt, great breasts, luscious lips, long legs... But Yasuhiro Hagakure is more than the sum of his parts. He is thoughtful and sweet and truly bizarre, though surprisingly, the last bit is what makes him easiest to get along with- For Dandy, anyway. He deserves so much more than what he's gotten, so much more that when he plays with Dandy's junk through the underwear, the urge to cream himself immediately is somehow drowned out by his own peculiar irritation. How dare the others not appreciate someone so-]
Hah...! Hoo, uh...
Um...
[He's jolted back into this moment, not the past or another cosmic stream of time, when his fabric shackles are finally removed to set him free. Dandy is a nearly insatiable horndog on most occasions with only his fantasies to keep him company, so when his naughty bits are finally touched, he feels himself shutting off completely for exactly the length of time that Hagakure strokes Dandy's. Now, Dandy would've said before that he prefers small hands, for the secretive reason that they make his dick feel bigger, but wow does it feel nice to be jerked off a little by someone who knows what he's doing.
Having his legs moved for him is also... Surprisingly wonderful. Dandy hadn't expected that his "heart" would skip a beat like that, and is actually rather ashamed of how pliable he is during all of that.
But when he feels that hot, wet mouth on his already stiff cock, he lets out a loud array of moans and high-pitched yelps, noticeably way more high-pitched and embarrassing that any he had made moments prior.
Unfortunately, he's even more startled by the sincere compliment. When Dandy heard something similar from various hookups in the past, he was always quick to take the compliment in stride, but somehow, this time...]
D'aaaah-agh! !-well! It looks bigger up clo-oh-oh...
[Reflexively, Dandy bucks his hips slightly.]
Unh, t-thanks...
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Fortunately he doesn't let it go to his head (both kinds of head) too much, because this is about Dandy, not him! For extra support, he loops both of his arms under either of Dandy's legs and grabs onto his hips. It's now that he makes a particular mental note of how tantalizingly small Dandy's torso gets, what with how much of it he's able to hold onto. He breathes out a contented sigh through his nose as he brings more of Dandy's length into his mouth. Dandy might even feel a hint of a smile quirking on those lips against his skin.
--that is, until he jerks upward and shoves his cock against the back of Hagakure's throat. He makes a startled choking noise and pulls out for a second to catch his breath. Fortunately, he doesn't lose himself to a coughing fit.
After a swift recovery, he glances up at Dandy, face flushed but clearly affectionate. He offers another little wink.]
No- No problem.
[And just like that, he's back to it. This time, he slowly takes Dandy all the way in to get his gag reflex accustomed to that sensation, because he's going to be doing it many more times. He works himself into a rhythm just as Dandy had...but adds a little bit of a twist.
His teeth.
He makes sure to do it very tentatively at first, but all the same he is going to drag his teeth along Dandy's length as he pulls himself back. Should it go over well, he'll also give it a little nibble.
Yes, this is his definition of being a little mean. Just for Dandy.]
1/2
It feels good to feel small, for a second, small and safe. Once again Dandy is struck by cosmic lightning and the notion that even in the infinite number of times he's traversed the path from cradle to tomb, he's never been loved quite like this before. It's pitiful, to reminded that you, a supposedly Dandy guy in space, wouldn't mind being picked up and carried once in a while.
His reverie is interrupted when Hagakure coughs, however-]
Oh shit, I didn't mean to...
Are you oka-
[Dandy reaches his hand out to tenderly caress the other's face, supporting himself on one of his elbows before angling his body just so that he can see what's going on-]
2/2
[He almost screams it.
Dandy's fingers and toes curl at the same time, the appendages on his hand tugging at Hagakure's hair unintentionally. This is exactly the kind of rough treatment that drives him to absolute incapacitation, and even in this moment where he's writhing involuntarily as a prisoner to his carnal desires, he notes that he will touch himself to the memory of this moment multiple times in the coming months.]
Hnnh... Fuck.
You're sooooo hot, baby.
[Dandy shakes his head to either side, panting like a madman. He's wished that somebody would want him like this for so long.
It's a good thing his powers are being kept within the boundaries in this place, because if they were still operating at their normal level, of the two of them would absolutely have been transported to another dimensions. Dandy's pyonium core would be reverberating at an activity level that'd be off the charts.
Dandy's haggard breathing is hard to miss, what with everything about his abdomen being so tight and slender. He practically wheezes out the words, his deep voice at the hoarsest it's been all night.]
You're so hot and I'm the only one who knows.
That makes it even hotter for me, shit...
Does that mean I belong to you, right now?
Am I yours?
[Dandy's erection is getting more slick as Hagakure takes him in again and again, and with each passing second, it becomes clearer by the taste that not all of that wetness is from the fortune teller's dirty mouth.]
Right here while you're makin' me feel so special.
Don't dunk on me for gettin' so close to the finish line so quickly... It's a goddamn miracle I've even lasted this long...
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Just like when Dandy was sucking him off, he takes in every little detail of the moments leading up the climax. He winces as the sharp tug on his hair, but notes how hot a little roughness is in the moment. He relishes the hoarseness and pleasure in Dandy's voice- a side he's never heard until now that could make him weak in the knees if he wasn't so focused. He holds tight onto Dandy's tiny torso to keep him stable as he watches the erratic rise and fall of his heavy breathing. He savors every drop of precum that he sucks up, because he knows where the rest of it is going to end up. Better taste what he can.
It doesn't take being a clairvoyant to sense that the end is approaching, so he finally comes up for air, but not before pulling back and making a little pop with his lips as if he's been enjoying a particularly good lollipop. He makes eye contact with Dandy again between deep breaths, slowly licking his lips to convey how much he's been enjoying this. There's a twinkle in his eyes that hasn't been present until now- like he too is seeing stars.]
I wantcha to feel special because you are special.
[There's no going back now. He knows it.
He has absolutely fallen for Space Dandy.
That's probably why his dumb little grin is so, so very loving.]
You're mine, Dandy. And I'm the luckiest man in the universe for it.
[It's unsaid, but there's the implication that it's okay for Dandy to let it all out if he can't hold it back anymore. Hagakure's certainly not judging. If anything, he can't wait to see what sort of masterpiece Dandy paints for him.]
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Watching Hagakure legitimately enjoy himself is fascinating. Dandy is so used to dimming his senses and tapping into the performance of these physical exchanges, thinking only of himself and his own disgusting fantasies, which usually involve the desire to feel like a man.
Which veils Dandy's not-so-thinly veiled desire to feel, well, real. Human.
And important.
The hand on Hagakure's head releases him and travels down to the side of his face, cheekily taking hold of it. Dandy's thumb brushes over whatever it is that's dribbled a tad below the fortune teller's lip, and although Dandy is breathing heavily, he manages to spit a few words out:]
Wait, who's the lucky one? You or me?
You sound so confident. I think I like this side of you.
Now, can you be a good boy and stay put for a minute? You've been doin' so well.
[He finally reaches downwards to adjust the adjust the position of his own hard, slick cock, tapping it lightly against the left side of Hagakure's
face in three short short motions.]
I wanna feel your beard on my balls before I finish.
Would you play with 'em for me? With your mouth.
[It's a test.
Dandy, despite everything else that's gone down tonight, can't fight the suspicion that this will end poorly.]
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Who says we can’t both be lucky? Sounds to me like we both hit the jackpot tonight.
[When his apparent confidence is pointed out…he lets out a prideful chuckle.]
What can I say? You’ve brought out the bold side of me. How I’ve always wanted to feel.
[He just never got the chance—not legitimately, anyway. He’s been confident plenty of times, but for all the wrong reasons. Here, though? It seems to actually be landing well!
He’s almost tempted to misbehave when Dandy gives him orders, if only because he was told to be mean earlier, but no. He can’t bring himself to do it. He wants nothing more than to please Dandy, and he hadn’t even considered bringing his beard into the mix. Funny how his laziness with shaving has actually benefitted him tonight.
He reaches up to take hold of Dandy’s cock and guides it across his stubble, nice and slow so he can savor that friction.]
Sure thing. Just don’t lose yourself, or it’ll get all up in my hair.
[With that, he dips his head down a little further to reach those jewels. He doesn’t get quite so rough like Dandy had, instead opting to glide his tongue along the sack before gently bringing the balls into his mouth and rolling them around. For the finale, he does as asked and gently caresses them with his beard, all while running his lips against the back of Dandy’s erection.]
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Even more invigorating, or enticing rather, is his current hookup's willingness to do things for him. He had called Dandy his, only seconds prior, and it had felt like the last puzzle piece of Dandy's fractured, multiversal consciousness was finally falling into place.
But people will say anything during sex to get what they want. Dandy's done it on multiple occasions, even if it always fills him with guilt when he thinks too hard.]
U-uh...
[Another loud, wanton sound escapes Dandy's throat, and he looks visibly embarrassed, if still obviously aroused. He has to physically pull his junk back and towards himself, stroking it while feeling his dick twitch. God, he hopes he can remember how Hagakure's mouth feels, because it's the kind of sensation that would help him forget his misery for a time.
It's not even entirely a lustful thing, it's just...
Nice. That anybody wanted to do this for him.
Anybody at all.
That is was fun, even.]
You might be doin' too good of a job there, baby...
[Dandy repositions his cock, gently letting it tap Hagakure's cheek, although the divine being tugs the tip of it down a little farther so it's closer to the chin than the nose.]
Is this still okay?
I feel really good.
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Something tells him it wouldn't be as good with just any other guy, though.
While he's initially startled when Dandy pulls back, it does give him the opportunity to bring his head up again and catch sight of the look of embarrassment on the other man's face. That's... Wow. He has a feeling he's not going to forget this image for a very long time.]
Seriously? [He can't help but put on a smug smirk over it. The praise is so nice.] Well, that's definitely better than not doin' enough.
[He quickly settles into something a little more excited now that he knows what certainly must be coming at this point- literally. He nods slightly- just enough so not as to change the placement of Dandy's cock. Ah, why doesn't he hold it so it doesn't slip...]
Why don'tcha show me how good you feel? Please?
[Oh no, he's accidentally rubbed the tip. That totally wasn't intentional!
;)]
I wanna see it on my face.
[There's nothing to be afraid of.]
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At first, Dandy stares in quiet bliss at the other man's face. In all the other contexts that he's seen anything like this, which to be fair, is usually in some pretty graphic and exploitative printed magazines, this sort of thing feels...
Explicit. Violent, almost.
So it's strange to have it all recontextualized. Consensual and quaint, fun for both of them...
Dandy's flattered, despite how he tries not to show it.]
Oops! I think I got a little somethin' on your... Hehehe.
[Dandy sheepishly attempts to slap on a smarmy grin, even though he's clearly very giddy, brushing some of that disgusting bullshit off of the younger man's face. When he draws his hand back, Dandy sucks the remainder of it off his finger with a loud pop.]
You wanted to see how you looked, right?
Well as it turns out, I don't seem to have a mirror in here.
[which is a surprise considering how vain dandy is lmfao]
You wanna hop in the shower with me?
Don't worry about the other two! They're snoozin' for sure, baby.
So! Grab your big-boy panties.
I'm teachin' you how to clean up and clean up good.
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He squeezes his eyes shut to avoid getting any cum in them, but fortunately he's able to crack them back open to witness the rest of Dandy's climax. That's his handiwork, after all!! He still can't believe he managed to get this sort of reaction and these images out of someone, let alone Dandy. It makes his heart flutter with excitement.
He pulls back once he's worked all the remaining leakage out, then gently lowers himself onto Dandy's chest to get closer to him.]
Huh? Oh yeah, I guess you did, huh? [He plays along with this dialogue, chuckling right back as some of it gets wiped away.] Jeez, Dee, you need some better aim.
[He'd like a taste as well, actually. Thankfully, there's a little just by his lips like a nice glob of unholy vanilla ice cream. He makes sure Dandy gets direct eye contact as he slowly moves to lap it up.
Like Dandy said, though, he'd like to see the results for himself as well, so he's not gonna get it all off just yet.]
Yeah, I'm down to skip the pillow talk in favor of a little shower time.
[That feels weird for him to say, admittedly. He's not a fan of showers at all because of how much of a pain in the ass his textured hair is to wash. But maybe Dandy has some pointers.
That, and...well, being with Dandy in the shower sounds nice in and of itself. He can put up with a little water.]
Let's do it.
[He can't help but smile to himself as he peels his sweaty body off of Dandy's to search for his underwear on the clothes-covered floor. That was it. That was his first time. His first sexual encounter.
Wow.
He's certainly never going to forget it.]