CALL ME OUT

[bootyhunter]

CALL ME OUT:

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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

bootyhunter / himbomb / incelligent



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*Note: Sakamoto Tatsuma (Gintama) kaihentai and Asher Millstone (How to Get Away With Murder) moneyballer available on request



Also voicetesting Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) googlybear / Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy) edboy / Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) madcryentist / Abdul Ali (Squid Game) aitbaar / Portia Davenport (Search Party) portialain / Elliot Goss (Search Party) confabulous / Fleabag (Fleabag) feminitwit / Johnny Bravo (Johny Bravo) pretteh / and Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) screechy

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[bootyhunter]

[Dandy does allow himself to be kissed this time, although there's something about being taken by surprise that tends to make him blush instinctually. This is nice, feeling the warm breath of his fellow space cadet tickling his skin... When they are this close and standing upright, he's reminded of the somewhat maddening fact that Hagakure is taller than he is, and the even more maddening notion that Dandy himself is into it.

Stupidly, he lingers in place and casts a quick look over his shoulder at the scenery they will soon be leaving behind.

Dandy can curse that hovel under the sea as much as he wants, but there is no question about it- It's given him the opportunity to meet the love of his lives, and has set him on the path to growing and changing into a kinder, more considerate Dandy guy.]

...Yeah.

[muttered tsundere-ly under his breath-]

Let's hope we both make the big finish, baby.

[sixthnonsense]

[Hee. There are many aspects of this relationship that Hagakure doesn’t see himself getting tired of no matter how much time passes, but putting the experienced and flirty Dandy into a blush-y stupor is certainly up there.

He follows Dandy’s example to give the beach one last glance before they leave it behind. His memories of the beach in particular will be nothing but fond—he partied it up with the friends he’d made and established contacts he hopes to keep for life—but the ocean beyond…well, he’d have never made those friends in the first place if he didn’t end up there. There’ll be nightmares, he’s sure of it, but that doesn’t mean the good memories will fade.

It also occurs to him that aside from when they go to meet up with his mom that this may be the last time he’ll see Earth as he knows it. It’s surreal to imagine, but he made peace with it long before this moment.

He’s ready to live among the stars with the brightest one of them all.]

Well now that you’ve gone and put it like that, it’d be really embarrassing if we didn’t.

nsfw, i tag, in my own horny musebox

[bootyhunter]

Surf's up, I guess.

It's time for us to ride the cosmic waves~!

[Dandy should be doing the same, doing the Dandy thing of staying in the present so he can move right on back to derping around for no good reason, but he can't help himself this time.

He isn't fantasizing about BooBies or women's bodies at all, nor is he ruminating about the way that said cheeches and chongs nearly spill out when a girl leans over in a revealing top. He's wondering which planet to take Joy to when she visits, and what kooky souvenir Misfire will get a kick out of on his end of hyperspace. He should probably send Jon some kind of card to congratulate him on his wedding, especially since Dandy can't afford any fancy gifts, and will have to remain on the lookout for any transmissions from Rossiu, who apparently really is some planet's supreme leader.

But most of all, he's excited and elated to finally know what it feels like to be going home. Dandy has gravitated towards humanity and whispers of their origin planet, and like any creature who has been alive forever, his room is full of nostalgic things that fall in line with this. Tchotchkes from a bygone era are littered about his living space.

Here Dandy is, standing on a real, Earthly beach, and all he can think about is how excited he is to share what he really loves about being alive with someone who has yet to learn what that truly feels like.

Free from caged walls.]

Cowabunga, baby.

[When Dandy, Hagakure, and the rest of the crew touch down at BooBies, he will discover that a new location has replaced the titty bar for the top spot in Dandy's heart. It is the space on Hagakure's chest that Dandy rests on when they go to sleep, which coincidentally is also the best place to hear the other man's heart go on badunkadunk-dunkin'.]