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an ass man (butt also, just an ass) ([personal profile] bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

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bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πšπš‘πšŽ πšπš’πš›πšœπš 𝚠𝚊𝚜 πš‘πšŠπš›πš 𝚝𝚘 𝚜)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-04-29 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ faye does a lot of tentative staring at first, and he probably notices her eyes dart from his mouth, to his eyes, to his hair, and back again while he speaks. they're close enough but she's compelled to lean even further into his personal space to hear him. for the most part, she's registering what he's saying, even answers his question with: ]

Yeah, some water? And, um, whiskey.

[ but to be fair, she's a little distracted... in a good way! he seems to fit right in which means he knows how to dress the part if the job calls for it. something about that charms her. ]

You look nice too.

[ she manages to add, right before the collective roar of the crowd over the next song threatens to drown out her voice. her attention temporarily deviates to watch the sea of bodies twist and jive before settling on him again. her brows lift and she smiles at him in a jovial, that looks fun kind of way.

it's too loud for lengthy conversation so she tries to keep it short, to be heard without having to scream. ]


Sorry I'm late. Lost track of time.

[ which is the truth! surprisingly. she did actually try to make it on time for once. ]

Hope you weren't waiting long.
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πš’ πšπš˜πš—'𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚒 πšŽπš—πš˜πšžπšπš‘)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-04-29 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ while he's turned away, faye shrugs off her jacket, revealing the tightly wrapped crushed velvet underneath. she drapes it over the bar counter and then proceeds to smooth her hands over her dress, self-soothing going into effect. it isn't nervesβ€”or maybe it is nerves and she wants to convince herself it's not. it's important she has fun. doesn't think too much about anything.

no scamming.

no pretending.

the way he spins back around makes her jump ever so slightly. she's still smiling though! a small, coy little smile. ]


Oh? And what's the question?
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πš“πšžπšœπš 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 πšπš’πš–πšŽ πšπš’πš›πš•)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-04-30 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ dandy is free to admireβ€”she didn’t dress this way for nothing. something that would answer his question if he knew her a little better. but she's okay to provide some assurance. to be fair, it was faye that claimed it to be a date in the first place.

she gives him a nod and reaches a hand out to touch his arm. not one, but two forms of confirmation for him to absorb. there’s almost a third, where she moves in and purrs in his ear, what do i need to do to convince you? but the bartender interrupts with her drinks and she slips her hand away to grab the glass of whiskeyβ€”

β€”and proceeds to knock the entire thing back effortlessly. she then trades the empty glass for her water and takes a drink of that. doesn’t even smudge her lipstick! what a pro... well, that is, until some of the residual liquid decides to travel down her windpipe and she almost starts violently coughing. she catches herself and turns away quickly, letting out a solid HACK! to clear things out. it's all played down by the loud music so faye is able to achieve a smooth recovery, turning around and daintily swabbing the corners of her mouth with the pad of her thumb.

no, sir, she didn't just almost choke to death! ]


Sorry. Just wanted to catch up.

[ she claims with an embarrassed chuckle-turned-cough. it was meant more to iron out her nerves but seeing as that backfired in her face.... faye's decided that now is the time to dance! the song starts transitioning to something a little more night at the roxbury and she abandons her jacket to move towards the dance floor. she swivels around to look at her dance partner, encouraging him to follow suit with the wag of her finger. ]

You ready to show me what you got?
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πšœπšŽπšŽπš— πš’πš πšŠπš•πš• πš‹πšŽπšπš˜πš›πšŽ)

what about jokey N steamy

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-05-06 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ faye stops when dandy stops. thinks, what is this idiot doingβ€”

oh, he's saying something

but

she's staring so hard, and maybe that will magically enhance her hearing? because what the hell is he saying??? ]


WHA... DID YOU SAY DEAD GUYS?

[ sorry, that's all she manages to catch. he's witness to the few scattered and befuddled looks of those dancing behind her but she hasn't a clue. too busy looking at him. deciding at that moment that whatever he's saying is unimportant. marches back over to grab him by the lapels of his jacket and tug him with her towards the dance floor through force. no aggression. she also brings him down to her level so that he can hear her better. ]

I understand if you're a little nervous but I promise not to show off too much.

[ said with a grin, and it looks as though there's a twinkle in her eye when she glances at him. could be many things: the whiskey, the atmosphere, the growth of attraction?? whatever it was, her smile is luminous from it. faye continues to guide them until they're within a space big enough for the both of them. she then releases him and spins around, letting the music find her immediately. her hips sway and the rest of her body moves in tandem, sleek and confident. she watches dandy closely, her grin dissolving into a smirk. ]

Come on! Don't be shy.
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πšπš’πšŸπšŽ πš’πš πšœπš˜πš–πšŽ πšπš’πš–πšŽ)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-05-08 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ they say dancing creates social bonding and a blurring of self. perhaps that's why she likes it. most of the time she's alone when she hits the dance clubs. drinks alone, dances alone, goes home alone. she indulges in that single iota of connection, of shared heat and expression. and then she leaves; every blue moon she leaves with someone. but she's always gone by morning, like some kind of phantom.

well. maybe not always.

she allows her mind to wander and her body to get lost in song. afraid she might overthink if she doesn't do exactly that. when dandy takes her hand, she twirls into his grasp without a fight. the smile on her face is telling: she's enjoying herself. ]


Are you gonna show me more of this "Dandy way"?

[ unintentionally(?) suggestive. her free hand skates up the length of his arm and stops to rest on his shoulder, unreserved. as if they've done this before. she exchanges a flirty look while their bodies align in rhythm, following his lead for the time being. she happens to glance down at their joined hands when realization emerges. ]

Oh, hey, your hand. Looks like it healed up nicely.

[ she brushes fingertips over the scabs of his knuckles just to feel. doesn't look half-bad. although she does feel the need to mention (playfully): ]

You need some lotion though.
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (𝚒𝚘𝚞'πš›πšŽ πš πš‘πšŠπš πš’ πš—πšŽπšŽπš)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-05-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I think you're more well-versed in the stuff than you let on.

[ the hair, the seemingly clear skin, has nice teeth, he smells better than most men she knows, even his fingernails were clean. she's an observant lady but it's not hard to put two and two together. apart from the dry texture of the scabs, the rest of his hand felt notably soft. no callouses on his fingertips.

she goes for another twirl and ends up breaking from his clasp, drawing out a small distance between them. before the crowd could take over, their bodies will find one another like charges in a magnetic field. and that's when her hands find his chest. palm flush against bare skin, and it's just as soft as she thought.

her hands travel lower, and lower, stopping no further than his navel. a case of curiosity. that's all. she watches dandy's face the entire time; the gesture lasting but a few beats, and yet the moment seems to last just long enough for her to soak up every note of surprise that washes over his face. ]


But if it’s a spa day you’re talking about, then count me in.

[ and just like that, her touch lifts, and her entire body drifts out of his orbit, swiveling around and exposing the back-less part of her dress. her limber body sways from left and right, hands smoothing over her hips and back up again. while it might seem like she wants space, it's really more of an invitationβ€”will dandy take it? ]
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πšŽπšŸπšŽπš— πš’πš πš’ πšπš˜πš•πš 𝚒𝚘𝚞)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-05-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ faye doesn’t remember the last time she was embraced like this. maybe when she was a little girl... but there’s no real recollection to grasp onto that’s anymore recent than that. so the sensation feels practically new and untried and she’s confused by the fluttering in her stomach when dandy wraps his arms around her. he makes a silly remark and she begins to laughβ€”was it because of him, or is she just that nervous? now she, too, is no longer dancing with the music. she can’t; her heartbeat is so deafening that for a second she thinks the music has stopped. ]

I guess you did. Does this mean you're turning me in?

[ in her head, her voice sounds muffled, not quite reaching him. she takes a deep breath to calm the building urgency. to pull away, to force distance, to stop. the music then returns to drown out the thumping in her chest and she’s back in the heat of the crowd, in dandy’s arms, and the urge dissipates. now the craving kicks in, constant and always present, making it hard for her to tap out.

... she's fine. this is fine.

his nose presses to her shoulder and she feels herself give a little more, sinking into him until her back is nearly flush with his front, her head tilting to glance at him. she places her hands over his and that's when she starts to dance again, using her body to direct him into motion.

somehow, she finds her voice, and her footing. ]


I was hoping we could dance a little longer before that.

[ and the strength to joke??? idk ]
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πš’πš'𝚜 πš—πš’πšŒπšŽ 𝚝𝚘 πš‹πšŽ πš πšŠπš—πšπšŽπš)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-05-20 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ no chance it's the alcohol making her face feel warm this time. there's too much light distortion for him to tell how red she was. for that, she's thankful. the timidity in her smile is obvious though. she doesn't even have the graciousness of her hair to hide that away for her. it's okay. she's not completely exposed. this is vulnerability at a manageable level. she could always dip out if it became too much. there will always be that option. ]

It's kinkier if you decide to tie me up.

[ yeah, she said that, she knows exactly what she's implying with that. one of her kinks LET'S BE REAL HERE!! the intertwining of their fingers distracts her for a beat. the affection behind such a gesture, how it triggers the flutters in her belly to grow stronger, threatening to render her weightless lest she keeps herself grounded. couldn't run the risk of doing something she may regretβ€”like letting him really see her. no, that's too dangerous.

faye believes she understands dandy's question. proceeds to answer as such. ]


Warping? Like, warp gates? Sure I have. Best way to travel between planets, and to shake debt collectors off your tail.

[ ... or whoever one might be on the run from! what other warping was there? ]
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πšπš’πšŸπšŽ πš’πš πšœπš˜πš–πšŽ πšπš’πš–πšŽ)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-05-22 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You promise?

[ faye doesn't anticipate anything more than perfectly harmless fun either, but that won't stop her from dipping her toe in to test the waters. contrary to what dandy believes, faye is being genuine in her flirtiness, not that anyone could blame him for thinking she wasn't. is it really much different from her faux-flirtiness? at first glance, maybe second. they share more than a glance at one point, does it show in her eyes? the way her fingers relax and curl into his for the moment? how she presses against him like he's the safest place on this planet?

is it still the same? ]


What? No!

[ in this episode of space "nonsensical" dandy... ]

It's short because I like it that way.

[ faye lets go of his hands suddenly and turns around to face him, encouraging him to keep his arms around her waist as her arms come up to drape over his shoulders. ]

What do you mean your hair falls out... where did you hear that?
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (𝚒𝚘𝚞'πš›πšŽ πš πš‘πšŠπš πš’ πš—πšŽπšŽπš)

aggressively bows GOMEN!!!!

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-06-07 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying my hair looks bad?

[ there’s a subtle glare though she is smirking. ]

I’ve been cutting it for three years now. I’ve nearly perfected it. And I know it looks good, thank you very much.

[ she would never tell anyone about her hair. why she keeps it that length. that same style. never lets it grow longer. never dyes it. maybe change is hard for her like it can be for most. maybe she’s just too lazy to deal with long hair. it’s not unheard of. maybe it’s the one thing that keeps her linked to her past self, so when she looks in a mirror she feels a small connection to that person, to the faye before, and not hopelessly unfettered and temporary.

thankfully, getting the sads wasn't even a blip on her radar, because her radar is just dandy’s whole ass face right now, and her eyes have yet to peel away. this is the closest she's (willingly, not reluctantly) been with someone in a very long time. the first time she's danced with someone in just as long of time. it's uncomfortably intimate in most cases, but this time there's no force. she's here because she wants to be.

a phantom itch brings her hand to his face. she flattens her palm gently across his cheek and glides it down his jaw. ]


Huh. Guess you're right. Very smooth.

[ the itch is gone, and so she lingers just a few beats longer, brushes her thumb near the corner of his mouth only to dip down to trace beneath his bottom lip. all for a feel! her eyes follow the movement until she pulls her hand away and refocuses her gaze on his. ]

I’ve had pretty terrible luck with one guy. I haven't been very active in the dating scene. I just don't care enough to bother. This is probably the first date I'd even call a date. All the others were justβ€”[ ways for you to scam doomed men out of their wallets ]β€”duds. [ a beat ] Hey, I don't remember you mentioning anything about any past girlfriends. Too painful to talk about, or are you just as unlucky in love as I am?
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πšπšŠπš”πš’πš—πš πš’πš πšπš˜πš› πšπš›πšŠπš—πšπšŽπš)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-06-15 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she encourages without missing a beat: ]

You know what? Paul is a shit name. It's boring, unsatisfying, and who hasn’t met a Paul before that wasn't one or both?

[ but maybe they don't share a similar revulsion to the name, and maybe faye is just saying that to make him feel better. it doesn't have to be known. ]

For what it’s worth, you're the first person I've known to have a name like yours.

[ a unique albeit bizarre name. it's extremely appropriate for a man like him. ]

Faye, on the other hand, is terribly common. Valentine too.

[ she takes comfort knowing that valentine wasn't her real last name, though that's about the only comfort she takes. she may never regain that memory. and whether she likes it or not, faye valentine was her name now. she shrugs. ]

But hey, her loss, right? She’ll never know another Dandy, let alone one like you.

[ that’s…. suspiciously sweet coming from the likes of faye. and she smiles at him as if to reassure him. to think she's only had one drink?? ]
bountyhead: β€” α΄˜α΄‡Κ€κœ±α΄Ι΄α΄€ΚŸ κœ±α΄‡α΄›. DO NOT TAKE. (πš“πšžπšœπš 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 πšπš’πš–πšŽ πšπš’πš›πš•)

[personal profile] bountyhead 2022-06-21 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the affectionate gesture. the brush of his breath paired with the throaty inflection of his words in her ear. it all encourages an involuntary shiver and swarm of goosebumps to spread down her arms. it’s not until that very moment, with dandy’s face hovering so close to hers, where all either of them would have to do is tilt their heads a certain way and suddenly their mouths meet, that faye becomes painfully aware of just how close she's let dandy get. ]

You like me, huh?

[ she, too, could be unfriendly and sharp, with hard edges that made her hard to hold despite being soft to the touch. no intention of letting anyone in, not even at an arm's length. you'd never guess it looking at her now: willingly pressed close, arms draping over dandy's shoulders with little care. ]

Even though I held a gun to your face and threatened to shoot you?

[ the question seems to amuse her, evident in the smile spreading across her face as she leans back just enough to draw his eyes to hers. ]

Most men would've run in the opposite direction.

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