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bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)
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Dandy appreciates how flustered the other gets, it makes him feel younger than he is, fresher somehow. Dandy is a pretty stand-up guy, in that he stands up and dusts himself off after many a horrible tragedy, but even though he has trouble recalling the events of his past, they've left their phantom marks on his psyche.
He sometimes gravitates towards Moscow Mules when he's lonely instead of his signature cocktail, a Mai Tai. He doesn't know why, but they used to be Catherine's drink of choice, a detail he can't remember.
Tonight, unfortunately, when his own lovelorn eyes find themselves fixated on this naive, inexperienced buffoon, he realizes something that'd leave him stuck in bed for hours if he was alone.
He can not, for the life of him, remember what his last racy evening looked like before this one, or even where it was. God, when was it? Dandy can't even be sure he's gotten it in during the past year. Definitely not in the past 8 months, for sure.]
No.
[It's probably terrible and unhygienic, considering where his hands have just been, but one reaches up to cup Hagakure's right (face) cheek.]
You didn't even try to kiss me after I blew your mind. Usually that's a thing, wantin' to smooch somebody and taste your own jizzay-juice on their lips.
It's a guaranteed power trip, pretty much.
[Is he disappointed? He might be, just a little.
Dandy winces. He regrets speaking like that immediately. It should be noted when they aren't full of their signature wild and crazy determination, usually about something stupid, Dandy's eyes are rounded downwards near the sides, meaning that they're just a bit droopy around the edges. The shape makes him look ever kinder when he isn't making a face, which is hardly never.
Except for right now.]
You're... Good.
Giving! Open.
[Dandy snorts.]
Tch.
Weirdly honest. It's nice.
Before we go any farther, baby, I probably should letcha know. I'm kind of a freak.
I'm a sucker for pain, but... More like the emotional kind, when it feels like somebody's reached right into your chest and ripped your heart clean out.
[This is new for me, is what he's trying to say.
I'm probably gonna fall in love with you.
What a bummer.]
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Is it really? Huh, I hadn't even thought of that...
[He chalks it up to being more interested in tasting Dandy's juice, as he so eloquently put it, over his own. Which raises plenty of questions about his feelings for Dandy, doesn't it?
He should probably be thinking harder about that. Outside of these walls is a dangerous game in which no one is safe from dying. His second one, in fact! He managed to survive the first, but it's not a guarantee that he'll get that lucky again. It's insanely reckless to be delving this deep- to be giving his heart up and accepting another's this readily when something terrible could happen to either of them.
But Hagakure is not thinking at all. He is completely lost in Dandy's beautiful eyes.]
I'm gonna keep bein' honest with you, then. I don't wanna do that to you.
[Not intentionally.]
That kinda feeling... That's just a fancy way of describing despair, and I've been through enough despair for a lifetime. Why the hell would I wanna inflict it on someone else, 'specially someone I'm close enough to make love with?
That's no fun at all. You don't deserve that.
[Expression now somewhat concerned, he tips his head a little to lean into Dandy's hand.]
I hope that's okay.
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Stupid killing game. Stupid killing games. This is ridiculous. No matter how quizzical or eccentric, it's insane that someone with such a kind heart and innocent mind has been forced into such abject, despair-ridden circumstances with no avenue for his hope or potential to blossom.
Dandy leans in again, enjoying the light tickle of Hagakure's beard on his skin. He can think of a few other places where that'd feel just divine. His voice timbers on in a low, sultry whisper:]
And how do ya know?
That I don't deserve it.
I'm a dirty, no-good bastard. Keep talkin' like that and I'll just want to steal you away and take ya home with me.
You're so sweet, I'd have thunk that suckin' you off would've given me the kinda cavities that'd knock my teeth out!
[Here, he presses a hasty kiss to Hagakure's mouth, but instead of drawing back, he tugs on the younger man's lower lip with his teeth, nibbling ever so gently before letting him go.]
Turns out, you taste a little bitter, actually. It's okay, it's okay, baby!
[Dandy practically croons, keeping his hand on Hagakure's face but angling his own mouth so he's whispering in the opposite ear-]
But please, be a little mean.
The kind of mean that makes me feel good. Yang my proverbial chain, feel me up!
[The last sentence is perhaps the most hoarse Hagakure has heard Dandy yet.]
Suck the life outta me.
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Well, you sure haven't given me any good reasons to think you're a-- H-Huh??
[His eyes go wide again and a heavy chill washes over him. Not necessarily a bad chill, but he certainly wasn't expecting anything remotely like what Dandy just implied. Take him home?? That's- That's--
Dandy's lips connecting with his own brings him back into reality. He returns it, slyly forcing his tongue in for a taste... Augh. It really is bitter. He doesn't have a chance to make a face over it, though. Before he knows it, Dandy's whispering very naughty things into his ear and the chills begin anew.
The longer he's with Dandy? The more he realizes what a whirlwind of a being the spaceman truly is.]
Jeez, Dee, you really want me to be mean that badly? [He lets out a contented sigh before going in for another quick kiss.] Alright, alright. You've been real good to me, so I'll be mean for you.
[When he pulls back, he starts tying his hair back. Like he mentioned before, doing this really doesn't stop his hair from sticking up and out. But at least it's out of his face now. Next...is getting the rest of Dandy's clothes off. But since Dandy asked so nicely, Hagakure's going to be a tease about it. He reaches down to squeeze that bulge and rub against it before finally relieving Dandy of his underwear. After making a little show of getting them off, Dandy's pants and undergarments are tossed to the floor.
With that taken care of, he shifts into position, gently lifting Dandy's legs in the process. It's now...that he's finding out just what this view looks like for himself. An erect cock right in his face, begging for attention. He tries not to stare for too long though, because he knows it's no fun to leave an erection like this unattended.
He reaches out to take it in his hand, slowly running his thumb along the length of it.]
Dang. [He mutters just loudly enough for Dandy to hear.] You're big.
[A nice little compliment before talking becomes an impossibility. He gets right to it, though, because Dandy's already hard enough. Taking a deep breath, he takes the tip into his mouth and runs his tongue along the tip.
It's...strange. Surreal. Mm. It's tasty.]
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On the rare occasions in which Dandy actually managed to score with one-off flings, he easily had the ability to break them down into little more than objects. Perky butt, great breasts, luscious lips, long legs... But Yasuhiro Hagakure is more than the sum of his parts. He is thoughtful and sweet and truly bizarre, though surprisingly, the last bit is what makes him easiest to get along with- For Dandy, anyway. He deserves so much more than what he's gotten, so much more that when he plays with Dandy's junk through the underwear, the urge to cream himself immediately is somehow drowned out by his own peculiar irritation. How dare the others not appreciate someone so-]
Hah...! Hoo, uh...
Um...
[He's jolted back into this moment, not the past or another cosmic stream of time, when his fabric shackles are finally removed to set him free. Dandy is a nearly insatiable horndog on most occasions with only his fantasies to keep him company, so when his naughty bits are finally touched, he feels himself shutting off completely for exactly the length of time that Hagakure strokes Dandy's. Now, Dandy would've said before that he prefers small hands, for the secretive reason that they make his dick feel bigger, but wow does it feel nice to be jerked off a little by someone who knows what he's doing.
Having his legs moved for him is also... Surprisingly wonderful. Dandy hadn't expected that his "heart" would skip a beat like that, and is actually rather ashamed of how pliable he is during all of that.
But when he feels that hot, wet mouth on his already stiff cock, he lets out a loud array of moans and high-pitched yelps, noticeably way more high-pitched and embarrassing that any he had made moments prior.
Unfortunately, he's even more startled by the sincere compliment. When Dandy heard something similar from various hookups in the past, he was always quick to take the compliment in stride, but somehow, this time...]
D'aaaah-agh! !-well! It looks bigger up clo-oh-oh...
[Reflexively, Dandy bucks his hips slightly.]
Unh, t-thanks...
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Fortunately he doesn't let it go to his head (both kinds of head) too much, because this is about Dandy, not him! For extra support, he loops both of his arms under either of Dandy's legs and grabs onto his hips. It's now that he makes a particular mental note of how tantalizingly small Dandy's torso gets, what with how much of it he's able to hold onto. He breathes out a contented sigh through his nose as he brings more of Dandy's length into his mouth. Dandy might even feel a hint of a smile quirking on those lips against his skin.
--that is, until he jerks upward and shoves his cock against the back of Hagakure's throat. He makes a startled choking noise and pulls out for a second to catch his breath. Fortunately, he doesn't lose himself to a coughing fit.
After a swift recovery, he glances up at Dandy, face flushed but clearly affectionate. He offers another little wink.]
No- No problem.
[And just like that, he's back to it. This time, he slowly takes Dandy all the way in to get his gag reflex accustomed to that sensation, because he's going to be doing it many more times. He works himself into a rhythm just as Dandy had...but adds a little bit of a twist.
His teeth.
He makes sure to do it very tentatively at first, but all the same he is going to drag his teeth along Dandy's length as he pulls himself back. Should it go over well, he'll also give it a little nibble.
Yes, this is his definition of being a little mean. Just for Dandy.]
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It feels good to feel small, for a second, small and safe. Once again Dandy is struck by cosmic lightning and the notion that even in the infinite number of times he's traversed the path from cradle to tomb, he's never been loved quite like this before. It's pitiful, to reminded that you, a supposedly Dandy guy in space, wouldn't mind being picked up and carried once in a while.
His reverie is interrupted when Hagakure coughs, however-]
Oh shit, I didn't mean to...
Are you oka-
[Dandy reaches his hand out to tenderly caress the other's face, supporting himself on one of his elbows before angling his body just so that he can see what's going on-]
2/2
[He almost screams it.
Dandy's fingers and toes curl at the same time, the appendages on his hand tugging at Hagakure's hair unintentionally. This is exactly the kind of rough treatment that drives him to absolute incapacitation, and even in this moment where he's writhing involuntarily as a prisoner to his carnal desires, he notes that he will touch himself to the memory of this moment multiple times in the coming months.]
Hnnh... Fuck.
You're sooooo hot, baby.
[Dandy shakes his head to either side, panting like a madman. He's wished that somebody would want him like this for so long.
It's a good thing his powers are being kept within the boundaries in this place, because if they were still operating at their normal level, of the two of them would absolutely have been transported to another dimensions. Dandy's pyonium core would be reverberating at an activity level that'd be off the charts.
Dandy's haggard breathing is hard to miss, what with everything about his abdomen being so tight and slender. He practically wheezes out the words, his deep voice at the hoarsest it's been all night.]
You're so hot and I'm the only one who knows.
That makes it even hotter for me, shit...
Does that mean I belong to you, right now?
Am I yours?
[Dandy's erection is getting more slick as Hagakure takes him in again and again, and with each passing second, it becomes clearer by the taste that not all of that wetness is from the fortune teller's dirty mouth.]
Right here while you're makin' me feel so special.
Don't dunk on me for gettin' so close to the finish line so quickly... It's a goddamn miracle I've even lasted this long...
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Just like when Dandy was sucking him off, he takes in every little detail of the moments leading up the climax. He winces as the sharp tug on his hair, but notes how hot a little roughness is in the moment. He relishes the hoarseness and pleasure in Dandy's voice- a side he's never heard until now that could make him weak in the knees if he wasn't so focused. He holds tight onto Dandy's tiny torso to keep him stable as he watches the erratic rise and fall of his heavy breathing. He savors every drop of precum that he sucks up, because he knows where the rest of it is going to end up. Better taste what he can.
It doesn't take being a clairvoyant to sense that the end is approaching, so he finally comes up for air, but not before pulling back and making a little pop with his lips as if he's been enjoying a particularly good lollipop. He makes eye contact with Dandy again between deep breaths, slowly licking his lips to convey how much he's been enjoying this. There's a twinkle in his eyes that hasn't been present until now- like he too is seeing stars.]
I wantcha to feel special because you are special.
[There's no going back now. He knows it.
He has absolutely fallen for Space Dandy.
That's probably why his dumb little grin is so, so very loving.]
You're mine, Dandy. And I'm the luckiest man in the universe for it.
[It's unsaid, but there's the implication that it's okay for Dandy to let it all out if he can't hold it back anymore. Hagakure's certainly not judging. If anything, he can't wait to see what sort of masterpiece Dandy paints for him.]
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Watching Hagakure legitimately enjoy himself is fascinating. Dandy is so used to dimming his senses and tapping into the performance of these physical exchanges, thinking only of himself and his own disgusting fantasies, which usually involve the desire to feel like a man.
Which veils Dandy's not-so-thinly veiled desire to feel, well, real. Human.
And important.
The hand on Hagakure's head releases him and travels down to the side of his face, cheekily taking hold of it. Dandy's thumb brushes over whatever it is that's dribbled a tad below the fortune teller's lip, and although Dandy is breathing heavily, he manages to spit a few words out:]
Wait, who's the lucky one? You or me?
You sound so confident. I think I like this side of you.
Now, can you be a good boy and stay put for a minute? You've been doin' so well.
[He finally reaches downwards to adjust the adjust the position of his own hard, slick cock, tapping it lightly against the left side of Hagakure's
face in three short short motions.]
I wanna feel your beard on my balls before I finish.
Would you play with 'em for me? With your mouth.
[It's a test.
Dandy, despite everything else that's gone down tonight, can't fight the suspicion that this will end poorly.]
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Who says we can’t both be lucky? Sounds to me like we both hit the jackpot tonight.
[When his apparent confidence is pointed out…he lets out a prideful chuckle.]
What can I say? You’ve brought out the bold side of me. How I’ve always wanted to feel.
[He just never got the chance—not legitimately, anyway. He’s been confident plenty of times, but for all the wrong reasons. Here, though? It seems to actually be landing well!
He’s almost tempted to misbehave when Dandy gives him orders, if only because he was told to be mean earlier, but no. He can’t bring himself to do it. He wants nothing more than to please Dandy, and he hadn’t even considered bringing his beard into the mix. Funny how his laziness with shaving has actually benefitted him tonight.
He reaches up to take hold of Dandy’s cock and guides it across his stubble, nice and slow so he can savor that friction.]
Sure thing. Just don’t lose yourself, or it’ll get all up in my hair.
[With that, he dips his head down a little further to reach those jewels. He doesn’t get quite so rough like Dandy had, instead opting to glide his tongue along the sack before gently bringing the balls into his mouth and rolling them around. For the finale, he does as asked and gently caresses them with his beard, all while running his lips against the back of Dandy’s erection.]
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Even more invigorating, or enticing rather, is his current hookup's willingness to do things for him. He had called Dandy his, only seconds prior, and it had felt like the last puzzle piece of Dandy's fractured, multiversal consciousness was finally falling into place.
But people will say anything during sex to get what they want. Dandy's done it on multiple occasions, even if it always fills him with guilt when he thinks too hard.]
U-uh...
[Another loud, wanton sound escapes Dandy's throat, and he looks visibly embarrassed, if still obviously aroused. He has to physically pull his junk back and towards himself, stroking it while feeling his dick twitch. God, he hopes he can remember how Hagakure's mouth feels, because it's the kind of sensation that would help him forget his misery for a time.
It's not even entirely a lustful thing, it's just...
Nice. That anybody wanted to do this for him.
Anybody at all.
That is was fun, even.]
You might be doin' too good of a job there, baby...
[Dandy repositions his cock, gently letting it tap Hagakure's cheek, although the divine being tugs the tip of it down a little farther so it's closer to the chin than the nose.]
Is this still okay?
I feel really good.
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Something tells him it wouldn't be as good with just any other guy, though.
While he's initially startled when Dandy pulls back, it does give him the opportunity to bring his head up again and catch sight of the look of embarrassment on the other man's face. That's... Wow. He has a feeling he's not going to forget this image for a very long time.]
Seriously? [He can't help but put on a smug smirk over it. The praise is so nice.] Well, that's definitely better than not doin' enough.
[He quickly settles into something a little more excited now that he knows what certainly must be coming at this point- literally. He nods slightly- just enough so not as to change the placement of Dandy's cock. Ah, why doesn't he hold it so it doesn't slip...]
Why don'tcha show me how good you feel? Please?
[Oh no, he's accidentally rubbed the tip. That totally wasn't intentional!
;)]
I wanna see it on my face.
[There's nothing to be afraid of.]
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At first, Dandy stares in quiet bliss at the other man's face. In all the other contexts that he's seen anything like this, which to be fair, is usually in some pretty graphic and exploitative printed magazines, this sort of thing feels...
Explicit. Violent, almost.
So it's strange to have it all recontextualized. Consensual and quaint, fun for both of them...
Dandy's flattered, despite how he tries not to show it.]
Oops! I think I got a little somethin' on your... Hehehe.
[Dandy sheepishly attempts to slap on a smarmy grin, even though he's clearly very giddy, brushing some of that disgusting bullshit off of the younger man's face. When he draws his hand back, Dandy sucks the remainder of it off his finger with a loud pop.]
You wanted to see how you looked, right?
Well as it turns out, I don't seem to have a mirror in here.
[which is a surprise considering how vain dandy is lmfao]
You wanna hop in the shower with me?
Don't worry about the other two! They're snoozin' for sure, baby.
So! Grab your big-boy panties.
I'm teachin' you how to clean up and clean up good.
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He squeezes his eyes shut to avoid getting any cum in them, but fortunately he's able to crack them back open to witness the rest of Dandy's climax. That's his handiwork, after all!! He still can't believe he managed to get this sort of reaction and these images out of someone, let alone Dandy. It makes his heart flutter with excitement.
He pulls back once he's worked all the remaining leakage out, then gently lowers himself onto Dandy's chest to get closer to him.]
Huh? Oh yeah, I guess you did, huh? [He plays along with this dialogue, chuckling right back as some of it gets wiped away.] Jeez, Dee, you need some better aim.
[He'd like a taste as well, actually. Thankfully, there's a little just by his lips like a nice glob of unholy vanilla ice cream. He makes sure Dandy gets direct eye contact as he slowly moves to lap it up.
Like Dandy said, though, he'd like to see the results for himself as well, so he's not gonna get it all off just yet.]
Yeah, I'm down to skip the pillow talk in favor of a little shower time.
[That feels weird for him to say, admittedly. He's not a fan of showers at all because of how much of a pain in the ass his textured hair is to wash. But maybe Dandy has some pointers.
That, and...well, being with Dandy in the shower sounds nice in and of itself. He can put up with a little water.]
Let's do it.
[He can't help but smile to himself as he peels his sweaty body off of Dandy's to search for his underwear on the clothes-covered floor. That was it. That was his first time. His first sexual encounter.
Wow.
He's certainly never going to forget it.]