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bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
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CALL ME OUT
Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)
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In a way.]
And how were you supposed to know any of that?
When it comes to dealin' with my past, I can be as stubborn as a mule, baby.
[He presses their foreheads together, then closing his eyes to plant a soft kiss on the tip of Hagakure's nose.]
I'm sorry, Hiro.
I try to keep this part of me away from people.
This Dandy just doesn't know how to party.
You don't gotta worry about bein' all doomy and gloomy around me, though.
I don't mind.
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Even if I had no way of knowin', I put you through pain you didn't deserve to hafta deal with. It's hard not to feel bad about that.
[He mutters a contented hum under his boyfriend's sweet kiss...and the fact that he called him "Hiro". It's not the first time, but it's never going to lose its charm. It's been pretty common for the others in New Rapture to call him by his first name, but back home, it's not common at all. Being on a first name basis with someone outside your family and close friends is a huge deal. Not only has Dandy noted and respected this, but now that they're together he's gone so far as to bestow him a pet name.
Sometimes he wonders if he deserves a love this sweet.]
Don't apologize for bein' yourself. I was serious all those weeks ago when I said there's no other Dandy I'd rather have. 'course, that's a lot more literal now...
[Because they weren't together at the time. Hagakure hadn't even processed his feelings yet.]
I love you, and that means all of you. So don't hide the part of you that's hurtin', okay? What kinda boyfriend would I be if I didn't wanna help ease the pain?
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So I'm your favorite one?
[Dandy's eyes brighten.
What he wants to tell the other man is that he is young, dumb, and clearly inexperienced, but that's all a part of his charm. People make mistakes and it's a part of why they both ended up in here, so all they can do is grow from them.
His lips begin to move differently, however, following Hiro's change in mood after the intimate use of his first name. Dandy is one of the most uncouth fellows you'd ever meet and far distanced from the culture that gave him some of his signature features, so the fact that he's even trying says so much.]
Not even sexy, no-underpants Dandy? Although, I guess that would just mean I was goin' commando. Goin' command-Dandy, how 'bout that.
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Or make more dumb decisions to learn from alongside him.
For now, though? He laughs, genuinely and wholeheartedly. Those words coming from what he can clearly see is Japanese is just. So much, but in a good way.]
Yeah, that's still you, silly! [He flashes a loving smile of his own and leans in for a little kiss.] That's my Dee.
[...
This might not be the best read of the room he's about to make, but he decides to go for it anyway. If anything, it might help make Dandy laugh too.]
Speakin' of command-Dandy, am I gonna get to see that side of you today?
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[do you ever lie in fear of the next cringey ass tag of dialogue u will inevitably write]
I'm feelin real lazey-dazey, so~!
If you wanna see me nekkid, [JESuS FUCKING CHRIST] you gotta be down to peel some of these layers back, baby.
Although, y'know... I'm a little surprised you said sex.
I had you pegged as more of a flowers sorta guy. You got a favorite?
[Flower, he means.]
I like roses. I prefer givin' 'em to receivin' 'em though.
Oh, oh! And holdin' them right between my teeth.
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What, you want me to undress you?
[Like, he totally would, but it's hard to hide how much the thought of doing it makes him flush a little. Could he even do that in a way that'd be fun for Dandy too?
Hmmm... He can put that thought on hold for a moment.]
Dee, I can't tell if you're usin' euphemisms right now or not... That's kinda impressive.
But I dunno! I think I'm more of the givin' kind too- which I guess is probably just 'cause guys are expected to give flowers, y'know? But I do like flowers. The sakura blooms in the spring are always a sight to behold.
[With a little smirk,]
That's so like you to do the whole rose between the teeth thing, though. You'd pull it off too!
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[In his head, Dandy checks off a few potential date ideas. So, his beloved likes cherry blossoms. The ones on Planet Trendy bloom several times a year, so they're in luck.]
Welp! Then I'll try to speak all niiiiice and slow for ya, Tiger.
[Where is that DISGUSTANG??? DISGUSTANG sound effect video-]
Rawwwwr.
[NO!!! CEASE THE TIGER PURRS-]
I'd like for you to help me take my clothes off, yeah.
We don't even have to do anything after! I just happen to like watchin' you sweat. You make a lotta weird, lovey-dovey eye contact with my belly button.
You got a thing for small tummies? Yeah, I know. I don't put on weight that easy.
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[But he's cut off by a wheeze when Dandy literally makes a stupid purring noise. That is the cheesiest thing he's ever heard, good lord. (He totally likes it though.)]
L-Listen, why're you even watchin' me that close?!
[Okay that's a stupid question, he knows exactly why. Because that's what you do when you're getting intimate. And even though he knows, he is indeed already sweating a little. He doesn't really go out of his way to hide his thirst, but it's still embarrassing to be called out on it.]
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[Mm.]
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[is that a giggle
i'm fuckin done this is disgusting]
What about my waist?
[Dandy's voice gains the faintest hitch of breathiness to it. He's trying to play it cool, but clearly he's enjoying this.]
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Hold on. I'll give ya a little show and tell.
[He gently nudges Dandy onto his back and crawls on top, straddling him for support. It's quite a sight, really, because when he's sitting up like this his hair is totally dragging against the top bunk.
Now that he's got access to both of Dandy's sides, he leans in to put his hands against them and admire the view of his grip against that tiny waist.]
It's so small, but it's got shape to it at the same time. It's...amazing.
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You better still be talkin' about my waist!
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Of course I am?! The hell am I gonna use "small" in the context of your dick!
[Please take the dick compliment and calm down, Dandy.]
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[Oh, he is red as a cherry tomato now, baby.]
Thanks.
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So he does a cheesy little wink which looks ridiculous because it's blatantly obvious that he's trying to play it cool like it was all planned.]
Anytime, babe.
[C-Can he move on now, please. Can he just glide a hand over Dandy's abs all casually and not at all shakily.]
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I think I can feel the salt from the goddamn French Fries gettin' all over my middle.
[After a very childish huff-]
Tell me more nice stuff.
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Yeah he dropped the braincell again because this is what immediately comes out of his mouth:]
I could lick it off if you want.
[THAT'S NOT WHAT HE ASKED.]
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He's been caught off-guard.]
...Okay.
Well, if you're serious about that...
I'm not gonna stop ya.
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He has Dandy's go-ahead, so.
He smooths back his hair (which does absolutely nothing as it bounces back into place) before lowering himself down so his face is level with Dandy's stomach. He even makes a production out of it by licking his lips before he presses a little kiss against his boyfriend's belly button. From there, he drags his tongue along Dandy's torso, relishing in the sensation he gets when he goes over each bit of solidified muscle.
He did say he likes Dandy's abs, you know.]
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Whoa.
[It's nice to be appreciated. Physically, emotionally.
Dandy makes a conscious effort not to let his mind run wild, for once. This can stop here, they're both tired-]
I forgot how good that kinda thing makes me feel.
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He lifts his head up for a moment, smacking his lips like he's in the middle of a taste test.]
Mm. Yeah, I definitely got salt on you. My bad.
[He works on lapping the rest of it up before peering up at Dandy.]
'm glad you're enjoyin' it. You deserve to feel good.
[Relenting on the sensual licking for the time being, he sits up and goes back to idly running a hand along Dandy's side. He's just applying more salt...]
D'you seriously not remember, though? I figured you'd have plenty of spicy memories.
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Not the specifics, no.
Just...
[He wonders if he should continue forward with that thought. If it will only inspire more questions.
Dandy knows he shouldn't shiver at the touch, but he does.]
All the times I was with you.
And I'm not just pullin that outta my booty-hole, babe... I really can't remember. I don't remember much of anything, most of the time.
I keep tabs on what's important, to me, specifically, but...
Everything else? It just gets lost.
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Huh.
[That's all he manages to spit out on the matter at first.]
Does it...bother you at all?
[It certainly explains why Dandy is such a "live in the moment" kind of guy, that's for sure. But not remembering so much of your past...it's gotta be weird.]
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Most of the time, his head is so foggy that he barely registers he's forgotten something in the first place. But living here and having time with all of it, and not squandering the opportunity to reflect...
Certainly has changed a few things.]
Nah.
Like I said!
[He reaches out to tenderly caress the other man's cheek, Dandy's own gaze bright and curious. Hagakure has a handsome face, his eyes and mouth are expressive, and he has so much time to develop a style that suits him.]
The important stuff sticks.
Which means I've pretty much always got booty on the brain.
And that includes your flat ass.
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A smile easily returns to his face and he leans into his lover's touch.]
Good. I'm glad. [...he adds in a coy wink here.] And I'm especially glad that I left such an impression.
[That's like, 30% teasing and 70% sincere. It means a lot to him, that someone in Dandy's position would remember him so fondly. He's...really not used to it at all.
He lowers himself enough for Dandy to have a little more...reach toward the back, let's say, if he so desires.]
Well, it's always here whenever you want it.
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sorry for using this icon so close in succession
don't be sorry it's cute
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