Dandy permits the wanton attention to his nape with a willingness he will despise himself for later, moaning softly as the kisses turn to bites.
The pain dredges up two painful memories. First: A slap to the face, from a woman with hair that looks to be a strikingly familiar shade of magenta. Did she just call him an idiot? It flashed by so quickly, Dandy really can’t say. In the second, hands are closing in around his neck. He can’t for the life of him remember whether those events lead to pleasure or the end. Well, an end.
Maybe it was both.
He has a sneaking suspicion that it was both.]
Ouch.
[A part of Dandy, a nagging voice, forces him to consider thinking and furthering his advances by fucking finishing the job… Which just so happens to be fucking, go figure.
Instead, he selfishly revels in Hagakure’s tiny burst of bravery, and words Dandy perceives to be a lie. They both would’ve rather had a woman.
[There isn’t any nervousness behind the apology— it’s uttered in more of a sultry whisper instead. Still, he does shift to press a gentle kiss against the darkening bruise as if he’s going to be able to kiss the pain away.
Those questions…do give him pause, though. It might even be too long of a pause for Dandy’s anxiety over the matter.]
Hmm.
[He breaks the silence with a thoughtful hum. One of his hands slides down and works its way along Dandy’s chest, exploring each hill and valley that are his abs before reaching his breast. As he does this, his breathing gets heavier again. Clearly, he’s excited by what he’s feeling.
He gives that tit a squeeze. Dandy did say he could cop a feel.]
I think they’re pretty good size. You’ve got nice assets.
[And he means that!]
Like…big boobs are great— we both know that. But I’m here for you.
[He pulls back to try to catch Dandy’s gaze with a meaningful one of his own.]
If anything, Dee, you’ve made me realize that I was pretty stupid for thinking I didn’t like guys too.
[It's less anxiety of the fully-blown variety, skittering about and fresh, and more of a dull, listless expectation. So imagine his surprise when he's felt up for real. The words against his neck were nice enough, but Dandy is hit with another wave of flashbacks, shorter this time, most with hands of different sizes tugging at a zipper or clicking off his belt. Sometimes his head is between a pair of thighs, but all the other details are too foggy to pick at.
Dandy's goes from quiet to loud, moaning with surprise and anticipation when he's actually squeezed. If Rossiu and Joy heard anything, they definitely heard that. Hagakure speaks, surprisingly clearly and gently, and Dandy comes to a horrifying conclusion as well. His eyes dimly scan over what he can see of the other's body, and it's clear to him too.
It's not as though he would rather be here with Honey or Scarlet. No, Hagakure has a genuine innocence that's unique and personal, and neither woman would entertain Dandy with that kind of exorbitant attention, much less tell him he was good in bed straight to his face. Not without some kind of backhanded compliment.]
Don't be so hard on yourself.
There's no way you've ever met a guy like me before.
[A confident-sounding bluff.
Dandy leans back in again, nudging Hagakure with his knee this time, somewhere along the inner thigh. back 2 the bed with you gooby]
These things happen.
Attraction, love, passion...
[He too will allow his hands to roam, this time over Hagakure's right pectoral muscle. Dandy traces a heart right around the nipple with his index finger, watching the fortune teller's face for any tell-tale signs of pleasure.]
Sometimes it's just an energy thing.
Do you believe in vibrations? Like... The spiritual frequencies?
[Causing Dandy to make a noise like that is quite the surprise to Hagakure! For the briefest moment, his mind is transported somewhere else as well. An unfamiliar room with a clear view of not sky, but a sea of stars. Clothes scattered haphazardly on a cluttered floor. Gentle, steady rocking atop a crappy pull-out bed. Two bodies, perfectly in sync, bathed in a warm neon glow.
"Don't be so hard on yourself." He thinks he hears those words in this intimate scene, but he realizes it's coming from the present. He blinks once and he's back to being lowered flat against the bed.
Dandy might be bluffing, but to Hagakure? It's completely true. No man has made him feel quite like this. Hell, no woman has made him feel quite like this. This rowdy, flirty, foolhardy, dandy guy from space is truly one of a kind.
Love though, huh? Just the mere mention of the L-word causes Hagakure to freeze up a little, gripping tightly onto Dandy's arm and side where he's holding onto. Or maybe it's the close proximity to his nipple causing it? Hard to say. But it's equally hard to miss the shape he just felt drawn out on his skin.
Maybe it is...]
"Spiritual frequencies"... [He repeats with slightly more slurred speech. His eyes are half-lidded in pleasure, but he does his best to push through the brain fog to actually think about this.] I mean, yeah. I've got a sense for that kinda stuff, it's just...not as strong here. I'm chalkin' it up to...y'know. Atlantis shit.
[Even though this is not Atlantis. Who knows, maybe New Rapture is at least in the Bermuda Triangle.]
[Dandy is making his way down Hagakure's body, kissing over his sternum and all the way down his midline, pausing right below the belly button. This time when he reaches to stroke the other man's cock he's quicker and a lot more generous with his movements. Dandy rubs him up and down and all around, allowing his thumb to circle the tip before adding a little extra pressure as it moves over the sli. The spaceman makes a mental note of where the veins are and how he's shaped, considering where he should put his mouth first and making up for all the lost time where his attention was elsewhere.]
Nothin' that ain't wishy-washy, squishy-squashy.
[That's what he gets for feeling like they're on some sort of similar spiritual frequency. Is it all bullshit? Maybe. Dandy's jumped the gun before.]
Speakin' of squisheh...
[He flicks at Hagakure's soft stomach with a finger the other hand, quickly and sharply.]
You don't get out much, do ya?
[Unfortunately, there's almost no time between that cruel jest and Dandy pressing a kiss to the base of Hagakure's unholy joystick and taking some of it between his lips.]
[Huh? Why'd he drop the subject like that...? Hagakure lifts his head off the pillow for a moment.]
N-No, I mean...I wanna, but this place is messin' with my--
[He doesn't get to finish unfortunately, because Dandy grabs a hold of his cock and all sense of speech comes screeching to a halt with a strangled gasp.]
Oh.
["Oh", indeed. That's all Dandy will get out of him, not counting the quite loud sounds of pleasure that escape him while he squirms under Dandy's touch.
That is, until Dandy decides to kill the mood. Hagakure snaps into complete clarity at the drop of a hat to swat Dandy's hand away.]
H-Hey!
[He rubs his stomach where Dandy so rudely flicked at it, frowning slightly. It's soft, sure, but it's not sticking out or anything...right? He hasn't actually put on some weight, has he? Ugh, he's going to be contemplating this in front of a mirror later.
Honestly, the fact that Dandy just immediately goes down after that gives Hagakure a really strange whiplash that he isn't sure what to do with. His hand bolts right up to his mouth to cover what is damn near a scream. Despite his best efforts, someone in suite 4 probably heard that.]
Dee--!
[He exclaims Dandy's name in what appears to be frustration, but there's no doubt that his voice is also strained with pleasure because damn does that feel good. He's...never had his dick inside something warm and moist before, obviously.]
It's an old habit, one that's decades and perhaps even centuries older than the time he's currently from, a remnant from the infinite loop of reincarnations that he does not yet wish to be free from. But is Hagakure like any of his other lovers? Picking away at him for his tendency to joke, questioning his love of travel or lack of direction?
No.
Dandy releases him, though he nuzzles right at the base of Hagakure's [eggplant emoji] with the tip of his nose.]
Sorry.
[Why does he do this?
To protect himself? To end things before he gets too attached?]
But I like you this way.
That means when you laugh-
[His hands are all a fucking mess. Still, he tickles the skin of Hagakure's left inner thigh with a few fingers.]
It'll move so much more, baby.
[But it's not like he's had the chance to lead the kind of lifestyle Dandy does. Dandy is reminded in the haze of his instinctual cruel, biting jab, that the young man has barely had the chance to stretch his legs anywhere.
It remains on his mind but he doesn't say it.]
I like that you're soft.
On the inside and on the outside.
I can't say I've ever met anybody so goddamn sweet.
[Hagakure pauses to listen, taking deep and measured breaths after having gotten riled up for more than one reason. He looks conflicted, like he's not sure how to take the apology after all of that. But he does listen- he doesn't tune any of it out, even when Dandy gets him to let out a halfhearted laugh with that well-placed tickle.
It's...hard, to stay mad at him when he's clearly being so sincere and saying such reassuring things.]
S'okay.
[Hagakure ultimately decides to forgive him.]
But can ya just...say that from the start? I'm not the kinda guy who takes insults real well, even if you were just teasin'.
[He knows some people are into that, but not him.
He lets out a deep breath before finally lightening up his mood. He reaches forward to run a hand along Dandy's cheek.]
I guess I won't worry too much about it then, if you really like it. [A small, awkward smile forces its way onto his lips and he glances off to some corner of the room.] Can't say I've ever been called soft 'n' sweet, though...
[Dandy is a bit more of a masochist in that regard.
He kind of likes being called a scoundrel, especially in bed.]
No?
Then why're you so cute around me all of the time? Is it 'cause you think I'm pretty?
[During this exchange, he's learned a few things.
Hagakure forgives quickly and easily, perhaps a little too easily. He's self-conscious and probably takes the smallest, most thoughtlessly uttered jabs to heart, especially from people he actually likes.
And lastly, he probably doesn't get close to people easily for whatever reason, otherwise someone else would've called him sweet by now. Someone else would be here, with their head between his legs.]
Ohhhh. Oh I get it.
[He'll turn his face to kiss Hagakure's palm.]
I just gotta butter you up startin' from now on.
Well first of all? This is nice.
[of he says all of this before turning his head back down and... spitting on it
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Probably feels good! That and you're fun to blow.
[JESUS CHRIST, DANDY?!]
Are you into eye contact or are you too shy? I don't wanna break my neck whooshin' my head around if you aren't gonna look at me.
[And just like that, Dandy manages to pull Hagakure out of the dark corner. Y'know, the one that he put him in in the first place.
He peers back, cheeks reddening all over again.]
I- I'm just bein' myself around you, I swear. Not that I don't think you are pretty...
[Though "pretty" isn't quite the word he'd use. "Hot", more like. He never thought he'd find a guy hot and yet here we are. But there is something kinda gorgeous about him when the pompadour is down...
--well forget whatever his brain was thinking, because uh. Something else has occupied all the thinking power now.]
Mmmph-- [He's not even sure why he's stifling these noises when it feels so good. Dandy would probably like the positive reinforcement too.] Can confirm! Feels amazing! Y'know what would feel better, though? You takin' it all in.
[Well hey, at least he's not being shy about that.
He shifts around a little bit to prop himself up against some pillows. There, that's a better view.]
[Dandy heard what was actually said, he's just a cheeky piece of shit, struggling to hide the burgeoning feelings that were already there to begin with.]
C'mon, Goob! That'd get majorly toothy. And you've got an empty head, not a psycho one! But don't worry, my sweet, silly man!
As for the head I've got in my hands right here? Well.
We'll empty that one too.
[He shouldn't talk like that when he feels so differently on the inside, so perturbed by what seems obvious to him. The young man in front of him is sweet, sensitive, and a little naive, but so what? He deserves better. He deserves the sun, moon, and the stars- And all the other galactic joys the cosmos has to offer him.
So Dandy gives the other man's cock a few rough pumps for good measure, then splaying both hands outwards and over and under the other's sides until he's clutching either flat-ass cheek. Ugh, that's going to leave a sloppy trail. If anyone thought Dandy could get through this evening without a hint of an ass-grabbing, they'd be dead wrong.
It's here where he actually begins to follow directions, parting his lips and moving his head all the way down, allowing himself to feel the full length of the clairvoyant's useless appendage however far down his throat it happens to go. Dandy is slow at first, although as he bobs up and down, his pace quickens considerably. He does pause for a breath, making a show of wiping some saliva off his lips with an already messy hand.]
I've got one last trick for ya, but you've gotta promise me it won't make ya berries n' cream it all up in my mouth, 'kay?
[This exactly is the kind of joking and teasing that Hagakure can get behind. He manages a breathy laugh- much more genuine this time.]
S'not totally empty! [There have been a few thoughts running through his limited brainspace. Maybe some things Dandy would like to hear.] But...'m also not gonna lie I'm doin' way more thinkin' down there right now, so uh...
[Thankfully, he doesn't have to start begging. His breath hitches when Dandy reaches underneath him, but he manages to have enough awareness to maneuver upwards for easier access to his backside. It's true that he barely has anything in the way of assets back there, but Dandy grabbing onto what is there brings him more excitement than he ever thought he'd experience over it.
Staying still when Dandy finally gets to the main course proves to be...challenging. Being jacked off feels great, and the foreplay worked wonders for getting him completely erect, but wow. Nothing can compare to warm, wet, and tight sensation of having his cock in Dandy's mouth. Shockwaves of pleasure shoot up through his body in pulses with each bout of friction.]
Hah...holy shit...!
[Occasionally he manages to sing little praises, but for the most part Dandy is graced with some pretty incredible sounds of pleasure for all of his efforts. He's giving Hagakure a very, very good time- and not just with mouth. Getting to watch it go down really adds to the arousal factor, and like Hagakure promised, he never takes his eyes off of Dandy as he continually takes him into his mouth.
By the time Dandy needs a break, the tip of Hagakure's cock is growing slick. Honestly Hagakure can barely even comprehend the words coming out of Dandy's mouth, he's so lost in a haze of pleasure. But...! He'll strain to listen.]
You're really...stretchin' my promising abilities, here.
[The alien hunter, trapped in his own hazy heat of pleasure himself, peers at Hagakure with a devilish look in his eyes, despite evidence of Hagakure's pleasure falling onto and dripping right down the side of his face. Dandy resists the urge to lick that off or move his hands, and instead opts to give one of the fortune teller's (ass) cheeks he's caressing a light slap.
He's been hit with his own wave of non-negotiable pleasure, trying to sate a pretty young thing's carnal desires with his underwear on is harrowing, but he's certain he'll get his just desserts in due time. Dandy's memory is a shitshow, that much he knows, but god, is this what it's like to be in bed with a lover this appreciative? Not only is it fun, somehow nearing suffocation and relying on what so obviously is some sort of sexual muscle memory, it's a way to soohe their worries for a time.
Before this, Dandy wouldn't have been able to wrap his head around the idea of jostling another man's joystick here and there, even though he has always enjoyed giving head. This has been just as thrilling, and in some ways a little moreso, as Hagakure's excitement, at least physically speaking, couldn't be more obvious.]
That's not the only thing I'm stretchin'.
Is it? Baby?
[He parts a rather full and now very red pair of lips, fitting what he can of Hagakure's balls in his mouth, then vigorously shaking his head from side to side.
While letting him go, Dandy breathes out, nearly breathless:]
So I'm the only one who's ever gotten to do this dance? With you.
I mean the horizontal tango, doofus.
[Dandy can barely think himself.]
I like knowin' that it's just been me down here.
It makes me feel real special-like.
[He's laying it on thick... And yet that is a genuine sentiment.]
[It most certainly isn't the only thing Dandy has been stretching. He's done a masterful job at stretching Hagakure's length to its limit, but he doesn't even stop there. Hagakure lets out a very audible gasp when that little "trick" is employed. He could say a lot of things about tonight, but one of the biggest is just how much Dandy has taught him about himself. He's found sensitive areas that he didn't even know existed, and he's now aware of some sexual acts he wouldn't have thought of trying. It's all very eye-opening...
He couldn't ask for a better first time.
Every time Dandy pulls his head in a different direction, the stretching sensation is almost unbearably arousing to the point of his vision completely blackening on him at times. It's a miracle that he manages not to climax all over Dandy's head right then and there, but he holds tight onto his promise.
He's panting by the time Dandy finishes, eyes watering and sweat rolling down his forehead.]
I... I know what you meant!! [He might sound exasperated, but he's more amused than anything.] I'm glad, though. I'm never...never gonna forget this night.
[That is likewise genuine.]
S-So... Are you gonna finish me off or what? [He flashes a wobbly grin.] Dandy?
[It's actually the first time he's just said Dandy's name over the nickname. But Dandy wants it, so that's what he'll get.]
When he says that, when he refers to Dandy by name, a sharp jolt of something akin to spiritual electricity jolts through his body. He hears his name being called in a variety of ways. Some of the voices sound familiar, like those belonging to QT or Honey, while some of the other identities aren’t as easy to place.
A rose by any other name may smell just as sweet, but, for a Dandy guy? Or girl, or bearbrick… It just so happens to be the reverse. Dandy will always be named Dandy, no matter whatever else changes between the cosmic threads of time and space.
So to hear it uttered by someone he-]
Couldja say that again?
[It won’t happen again. It can’t. Goddamn it, that made him feel something.
It made him feel like himself again.]
I don’t think I heard ya the first time.
[And, like the contradictory bastard he is, the following gesture only seems to invite the very circumstance he vocally appeared to be against.
Dandy takes Hagakure all the way inside his mouth for supposedly one last time, this time letting out a choked, overwhelmingly sensual moan as he goes down. To make the situation at hand even more tempting, Dandy makes half-lidded eye contact at this very moment and pushes the fortune teller’s cock against the inside of his cheek.
Does it feel good for the young man to literally see the outline of his own manhood in somebody else’s mouth?
[Not just somebody else's mouth. Dandy's mouth. Dandy, who Hagakure can no longer deny his own attraction to, so enthusiastically going down on him and making him feel like the most special person in this godsforsaken city. The feeling is indescribable, but that's okay. Not everything needs concrete. It's far more fitting to call something relating to a dandy guy in space "nebulous".
The sensory overload he's getting in this moment is unbelievable, but he uses the entirety of his willpower to take in every little bit of it. The melody of Dandy's moaning, the sight of genuine lust and affection on Dandy's face with Hagakure's dick outlining his cheek, the overwhelming pulses of ecstasy in his lower region- all of this culminating in...]
Dandy!
[...the climax.
After emphatically shouting his lover's name for all of suite 4 to hear, he releases straight into Dandy's mouth.
He manages to stay with it enough to see it happen, but quickly flops flat against the pillows immediately after, panting heavily.]
Dandy... [He repeats, quieter this time. Tired, but so very happy.] I'll say it however many times you want.
[During the heat of the moment, he swore he saw that sea of stars again. It really is representative of Dandy, isn't it... A gentle reminder that even trapped in this underwater prison, the vastness of the universe is still out there. There's still so much more to life.
[Dandy swallows reflexively, hearing his name yelled out more than once, and god! Dear god, that's definitely not helping with his raging boner situation. And yet, the downright bitter, slick ejaculate that travels down his throat is such a peculiar sensation, it sort of brings him back to the strangeness of their current state as...
Friends who hooked up? Fuckbuddies? Two people who were definitely dudes with hairy legs and unshaved underparts, screwing around for all of Suite 4 to hear?!
Dandy sits straight up, wiping the side of his face with one hand. Did it just get even more wet? Fuck. All too reluctantly, he lets go of dat (flat) ass. Or, you know, he did. Before the sitting up portion.
He desperately doesn't want to think about how many more times he'd like for the clairvoyant to say his name again, even though the other has openly obliged- Especially like that.
But if Hagakure calls him Dandy, especially outside these four, protective walls, Dandy knows it will all be over.
He'd just feel like he was his, at that point.]
Y'know, there's that one weird, old-timey flick called... Somethin' like, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?"
[Dandy is gonna flop on the bed next to Hagakure... Also on his back. Desperately attempting to ignore DingleDandy's struggles. Nope, nope, no, no! For now, he is trying not to think about it.]
[Hagakure blearily asks as his tips his head toward Dandy who's now beside him. He has to rack his addled brain to dig up a memory of it, though. It sounds familiar? He's pretty sure it's a western flick, but he's never seen it... Still, what does that have to...?
Ah.
He just lets out the most raspy wheeze in response. What a thing to think about while he basks in the afterglow.]
Gods. I guess you did, huh? Well...um. [He scratches at his chin shyly.] I'm glad it was decent enough to swallow.
[Considering Dandy didn't seem to want cum in his mouth to begin with!
Letting out a deep breath, he stretches a little now that his half is over. The sheets stick to his damp skin in the process. When he properly turns to face Dandy, he sees his, um. Struggles. It's hard to miss.]
I can return the favor, y'know. Just...I dunno if it'll be as good.
[Dandy gets a little lost gazing at Hagakure’s chest, although he’s snapped right back out of his reverie when he hears that adorable laugh once again. Dandy watches the younger man’s stomach move before fixating his focus on the other’s face once more.
You see, Dandy can’t recall any other timelines where he’s been with a man, much less one taller than himself. The divine hornyman thought he would despise the idea of feeling small and being held like an actual baby, but today is a new day! Or, tonight is a new night, rather.
Dandy slaps on a hokey grin. Maybe if he plays his cards right, he can end up where he wants to be after all this is over.]
Hah!
Honestly? I kinda like that you’ve got no idea what you’re doin’.
That’s got it’s own charm.
But if you’re not feelin’ it, I’m not gonna push ya! These things ain’t fun if you’re heart’s not in it, ya hear? Nobody wants to look down and see someone with the same expression as one of those blobby fish things suckin’ ‘em dry.
[This is Dandy’s version of a consent pep talk. He’s trying to get at the fact that if Hagakure just feels like doing any of this out of obligation or even decides that he’s changed his mind, that’s okay.
But(t), fuck. What a ruddy explanation.]
As for how you can pick up the slack, well! I’ve got a few ideas.
I’m not sure if you’ll be feelin’ ‘em, though. They’re a little… Uh, how do I put this?
[He really does appreciate the little pep talk. The blobfish comparison in particular gets another laugh out of him. Those things were weirdly prevalent in New Rapture, huh...
He ends up shaking his head reassuringly.]
I wouldn't be offerin' if I didn't want to. You don't think I'm curious to find out what you taste like?
[He caps that off with a mischievous wink. While he may be new and inexperienced, he's hardly innocent. No, he's plenty capable of being horny for the idea of doing stuff to other people as well. Dandy really shouldn't have anything to be worried about.
He places his hand on Dandy's chest and trails it down over those abs once more. He stops just short of the groin area though, waiting to hear what Dandy's got in mind.]
Lay these disrespectful ideas on me.
god, everything... all of this nsfw dialogue is CURSED
[There goes his heart, or rather, his "heart," beating more loudly and more palpably when his body is rubbed up and down. It's just something Dandy's managed to dream up amidst his world-altering, time-bending abilities he barely has any idea about. There's something so delicate about humanity and all life in general, but particularly the peculiar creatures that Dandy appears to resemble... They are so contradictory an odd, oddly egotistical and that they somehow seem to believe that they are "better" than the invisible creatures that compost their trash, but are they, really? When everything ends up the same?
This particular human in front of him, starved for affection and yet so willing to give it, strikes a chord in Dandy's core. Hagakure has provided Dandy with the illusion of feeling special, which is particularly funny, because Dandy is special...
Much to his would-be chagrin.]
I wanna paint your face!
[And yet he turns around and STILL says shit like this-]
With my naughty-bits.
I don't plan on gettin' anything in your hair though, god! We'd be here all night tryin' wash that out, but... Like, a cheek or somethin'.
You've got this wide-eyed Bambi thing goin' for ya when you get all shy in the sack.
[Dandy is special, and not just in the cosmic sense. On a much smaller, more intimate scale, he truly is special to Hagakure. For however much that’s worth.
So when he so nonchalantly tells Hagakure that he wants to climax on his face, well…okay, at first he definitely displays that exact wide-eyed Bambi look that Dandy is so fond of. But once the initial surprise has passed, he returns to a more salacious grin.]
It’d be my pleasure to be your canvas.
[He can’t help but snicker at his own metaphor there. But to be helpful…]
I can tie my hair back real quick before I go down, so you don’t gotta be so careful about it. Good thing I carry a hair tie on me! Just gotta…
[He crawls on top of Dandy to reach around for his pants on the floor. It’s a very graceful process.]
…find it…
[When he’s on top of Dandy like this, it’s also hard to miss that heavy heartbeat… In turn, it’s equally hard not to smile fondly about it.]
[He has to grin at that stupid joke. Hey, it is art! Especially since they're only sharing said painting and the act of creating it with each other. Weirder, creepier shit has been put up in museums with a hefty ticketing fee.
Since Dandy's been lulled into a sense of comfort, as much as he knows not to trust it, he lets himself sneak a loving, entirely romantic look while the younger of the duo is distracted. Oh, they are cruising for a bruising and bound to get hurt, but screw it! So they're going to get their hearts broken at some point, big deal! That's no reason not to play the game, now, is it?
Hooking up with a friend has so many perks he'd never considered. There's playful banter, pre-established rapport, and all this fun, random information that you get to use in a wildly different context. Hagakure has some weird deal with his dad and is incredibly close to his mom, Dandy knows that much. So, that must mean-]
Hey... How do you feel about bein' spanked?
[Right as poor, sweet Gooby is ruffling around for his hairtie... He's gonna have both cheeks whapped in succession. First right, then left. Just for a little jiggle action, or well, whatever can be managed given what the fortune teller's got.]
I know you probably can't get hard right now, but I feel like that's actually one of the best ways to figure out if you're into somethin'.
[Hagakure had just managed to fish his hair tie out of his pants pocket when Dandy asks that accursed question.]
Huh? Uh, I dunnoooOOO!
[It’s all so sudden, he damn near flings that hair tie across the room in surprise. Fortunately he manages to hang onto it, but the sudden sting across his backside leaves him reeling.
Then comes the second.]
Ah!
[It doesn’t give him quite the same excitement as the love bite against his neck, but there’s a certain allure to it when it’s coming from a place of intimacy.
He scrambles back up beside Dandy with a fresh, healthy flush against his cheeks.]
W-Well, you’re definitely teachin’ me plenty of things about myself today… That was, um…pretty nice, actually.
I haven’t been naughty though, have I?
[That last bit is definitely more of a joke. Because honestly, that’s what he tends to associate spanking with— a sadomasochism thing.]
Dandy appreciates how flustered the other gets, it makes him feel younger than he is, fresher somehow. Dandy is a pretty stand-up guy, in that he stands up and dusts himself off after many a horrible tragedy, but even though he has trouble recalling the events of his past, they've left their phantom marks on his psyche.
He sometimes gravitates towards Moscow Mules when he's lonely instead of his signature cocktail, a Mai Tai. He doesn't know why, but they used to be Catherine's drink of choice, a detail he can't remember.
Tonight, unfortunately, when his own lovelorn eyes find themselves fixated on this naive, inexperienced buffoon, he realizes something that'd leave him stuck in bed for hours if he was alone.
He can not, for the life of him, remember what his last racy evening looked like before this one, or even where it was. God, when was it? Dandy can't even be sure he's gotten it in during the past year. Definitely not in the past 8 months, for sure.]
No.
[It's probably terrible and unhygienic, considering where his hands have just been, but one reaches up to cup Hagakure's right (face) cheek.]
You didn't even try to kiss me after I blew your mind. Usually that's a thing, wantin' to smooch somebody and taste your own jizzay-juice on their lips.
It's a guaranteed power trip, pretty much.
[Is he disappointed? He might be, just a little.
Dandy winces. He regrets speaking like that immediately. It should be noted when they aren't full of their signature wild and crazy determination, usually about something stupid, Dandy's eyes are rounded downwards near the sides, meaning that they're just a bit droopy around the edges. The shape makes him look ever kinder when he isn't making a face, which is hardly never.
Except for right now.]
You're... Good.
Giving! Open.
[Dandy snorts.]
Tch.
Weirdly honest. It's nice.
Before we go any farther, baby, I probably should letcha know. I'm kind of a freak.
I'm a sucker for pain, but... More like the emotional kind, when it feels like somebody's reached right into your chest and ripped your heart clean out.
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Dandy permits the wanton attention to his nape with a willingness he will despise himself for later, moaning softly as the kisses turn to bites.
The pain dredges up two painful memories. First: A slap to the face, from a woman with hair that looks to be a strikingly familiar shade of magenta. Did she just call him an idiot? It flashed by so quickly, Dandy really can’t say. In the second, hands are closing in around his neck. He can’t for the life of him remember whether those events lead to pleasure or the end. Well, an end.
Maybe it was both.
He has a sneaking suspicion that it was both.]
Ouch.
[A part of Dandy, a nagging voice, forces him to consider thinking and furthering his advances by fucking finishing the job… Which just so happens to be fucking, go figure.
Instead, he selfishly revels in Hagakure’s tiny burst of bravery, and words Dandy perceives to be a lie. They both would’ve rather had a woman.
Wouldn’t they have rather had a woman?]
Are you sure?
You don’t wish I had bigger tits?
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[There isn’t any nervousness behind the apology— it’s uttered in more of a sultry whisper instead. Still, he does shift to press a gentle kiss against the darkening bruise as if he’s going to be able to kiss the pain away.
Those questions…do give him pause, though. It might even be too long of a pause for Dandy’s anxiety over the matter.]
Hmm.
[He breaks the silence with a thoughtful hum. One of his hands slides down and works its way along Dandy’s chest, exploring each hill and valley that are his abs before reaching his breast. As he does this, his breathing gets heavier again. Clearly, he’s excited by what he’s feeling.
He gives that tit a squeeze. Dandy did say he could cop a feel.]
I think they’re pretty good size. You’ve got nice assets.
[And he means that!]
Like…big boobs are great— we both know that. But I’m here for you.
[He pulls back to try to catch Dandy’s gaze with a meaningful one of his own.]
If anything, Dee, you’ve made me realize that I was pretty stupid for thinking I didn’t like guys too.
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Dandy's goes from quiet to loud, moaning with surprise and anticipation when he's actually squeezed. If Rossiu and Joy heard anything, they definitely heard that. Hagakure speaks, surprisingly clearly and gently, and Dandy comes to a horrifying conclusion as well. His eyes dimly scan over what he can see of the other's body, and it's clear to him too.
It's not as though he would rather be here with Honey or Scarlet. No, Hagakure has a genuine innocence that's unique and personal, and neither woman would entertain Dandy with that kind of exorbitant attention, much less tell him he was good in bed straight to his face. Not without some kind of backhanded compliment.]
Don't be so hard on yourself.
There's no way you've ever met a guy like me before.
[A confident-sounding bluff.
Dandy leans back in again, nudging Hagakure with his knee this time, somewhere along the inner thigh. back 2 the bed with you gooby]
These things happen.
Attraction, love, passion...
[He too will allow his hands to roam, this time over Hagakure's right pectoral muscle. Dandy traces a heart right around the nipple with his index finger, watching the fortune teller's face for any tell-tale signs of pleasure.]
Sometimes it's just an energy thing.
Do you believe in vibrations? Like... The spiritual frequencies?
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"Don't be so hard on yourself." He thinks he hears those words in this intimate scene, but he realizes it's coming from the present. He blinks once and he's back to being lowered flat against the bed.
Dandy might be bluffing, but to Hagakure? It's completely true. No man has made him feel quite like this. Hell, no woman has made him feel quite like this. This rowdy, flirty, foolhardy, dandy guy from space is truly one of a kind.
Love though, huh? Just the mere mention of the L-word causes Hagakure to freeze up a little, gripping tightly onto Dandy's arm and side where he's holding onto. Or maybe it's the close proximity to his nipple causing it? Hard to say. But it's equally hard to miss the shape he just felt drawn out on his skin.
Maybe it is...]
"Spiritual frequencies"... [He repeats with slightly more slurred speech. His eyes are half-lidded in pleasure, but he does his best to push through the brain fog to actually think about this.] I mean, yeah. I've got a sense for that kinda stuff, it's just...not as strong here. I'm chalkin' it up to...y'know. Atlantis shit.
[Even though this is not Atlantis. Who knows, maybe New Rapture is at least in the Bermuda Triangle.]
Why?
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No reason.
[Dandy is making his way down Hagakure's body, kissing over his sternum and all the way down his midline, pausing right below the belly button. This time when he reaches to stroke the other man's cock he's quicker and a lot more generous with his movements. Dandy rubs him up and down and all around, allowing his thumb to circle the tip before adding a little extra pressure as it moves over the sli. The spaceman makes a mental note of where the veins are and how he's shaped, considering where he should put his mouth first and making up for all the lost time where his attention was elsewhere.]
Nothin' that ain't wishy-washy, squishy-squashy.
[That's what he gets for feeling like they're on some sort of similar spiritual frequency. Is it all bullshit? Maybe. Dandy's jumped the gun before.]
Speakin' of squisheh...
[He flicks at Hagakure's soft stomach with a finger the other hand, quickly and sharply.]
You don't get out much, do ya?
[Unfortunately, there's almost no time between that cruel jest and Dandy pressing a kiss to the base of Hagakure's unholy joystick and taking some of it between his lips.]
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N-No, I mean...I wanna, but this place is messin' with my--
[He doesn't get to finish unfortunately, because Dandy grabs a hold of his cock and all sense of speech comes screeching to a halt with a strangled gasp.]
Oh.
["Oh", indeed. That's all Dandy will get out of him, not counting the quite loud sounds of pleasure that escape him while he squirms under Dandy's touch.
That is, until Dandy decides to kill the mood. Hagakure snaps into complete clarity at the drop of a hat to swat Dandy's hand away.]
H-Hey!
[He rubs his stomach where Dandy so rudely flicked at it, frowning slightly. It's soft, sure, but it's not sticking out or anything...right? He hasn't actually put on some weight, has he? Ugh, he's going to be contemplating this in front of a mirror later.
Honestly, the fact that Dandy just immediately goes down after that gives Hagakure a really strange whiplash that he isn't sure what to do with. His hand bolts right up to his mouth to cover what is damn near a scream. Despite his best efforts, someone in suite 4 probably heard that.]
Dee--!
[He exclaims Dandy's name in what appears to be frustration, but there's no doubt that his voice is also strained with pleasure because damn does that feel good. He's...never had his dick inside something warm and moist before, obviously.]
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It's an old habit, one that's decades and perhaps even centuries older than the time he's currently from, a remnant from the infinite loop of reincarnations that he does not yet wish to be free from. But is Hagakure like any of his other lovers? Picking away at him for his tendency to joke, questioning his love of travel or lack of direction?
No.
Dandy releases him, though he nuzzles right at the base of Hagakure's [eggplant emoji] with the tip of his nose.]
Sorry.
[Why does he do this?
To protect himself? To end things before he gets too attached?]
But I like you this way.
That means when you laugh-
[His hands are all a fucking mess. Still, he tickles the skin of Hagakure's left inner thigh with a few fingers.]
It'll move so much more, baby.
[But it's not like he's had the chance to lead the kind of lifestyle Dandy does. Dandy is reminded in the haze of his instinctual cruel, biting jab, that the young man has barely had the chance to stretch his legs anywhere.
It remains on his mind but he doesn't say it.]
I like that you're soft.
On the inside and on the outside.
I can't say I've ever met anybody so goddamn sweet.
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It's...hard, to stay mad at him when he's clearly being so sincere and saying such reassuring things.]
S'okay.
[Hagakure ultimately decides to forgive him.]
But can ya just...say that from the start? I'm not the kinda guy who takes insults real well, even if you were just teasin'.
[He knows some people are into that, but not him.
He lets out a deep breath before finally lightening up his mood. He reaches forward to run a hand along Dandy's cheek.]
I guess I won't worry too much about it then, if you really like it. [A small, awkward smile forces its way onto his lips and he glances off to some corner of the room.] Can't say I've ever been called soft 'n' sweet, though...
[Outside of his mom, really. It's...nice.]
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He kind of likes being called a scoundrel, especially in bed.]
No?
Then why're you so cute around me all of the time? Is it 'cause you think I'm pretty?
[During this exchange, he's learned a few things.
Hagakure forgives quickly and easily, perhaps a little too easily. He's self-conscious and probably takes the smallest, most thoughtlessly uttered jabs to heart, especially from people he actually likes.
And lastly, he probably doesn't get close to people easily for whatever reason, otherwise someone else would've called him sweet by now. Someone else would be here, with their head between his legs.]
Ohhhh. Oh I get it.
[He'll turn his face to kiss Hagakure's palm.]
I just gotta butter you up startin' from now on.
Well first of all? This is nice.
[of he says all of this before turning his head back down and... spitting on it
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Probably feels good! That and you're fun to blow.
[JESUS CHRIST, DANDY?!]
Are you into eye contact or are you too shy? I don't wanna break my neck whooshin' my head around if you aren't gonna look at me.
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He peers back, cheeks reddening all over again.]
I- I'm just bein' myself around you, I swear. Not that I don't think you are pretty...
[Though "pretty" isn't quite the word he'd use. "Hot", more like. He never thought he'd find a guy hot and yet here we are. But there is something kinda gorgeous about him when the pompadour is down...
--well forget whatever his brain was thinking, because uh. Something else has occupied all the thinking power now.]
Mmmph-- [He's not even sure why he's stifling these noises when it feels so good. Dandy would probably like the positive reinforcement too.] Can confirm! Feels amazing! Y'know what would feel better, though? You takin' it all in.
[Well hey, at least he's not being shy about that.
He shifts around a little bit to prop himself up against some pillows. There, that's a better view.]
You've got my undivided attention.
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[Dandy heard what was actually said, he's just a cheeky piece of shit, struggling to hide the burgeoning feelings that were already there to begin with.]
C'mon, Goob! That'd get majorly toothy. And you've got an empty head, not a psycho one! But don't worry, my sweet, silly man!
As for the head I've got in my hands right here? Well.
We'll empty that one too.
[He shouldn't talk like that when he feels so differently on the inside, so perturbed by what seems obvious to him. The young man in front of him is sweet, sensitive, and a little naive, but so what? He deserves better. He deserves the sun, moon, and the stars- And all the other galactic joys the cosmos has to offer him.
So Dandy gives the other man's cock a few rough pumps for good measure, then splaying both hands outwards and over and under the other's sides until he's clutching either flat-ass cheek. Ugh, that's going to leave a sloppy trail. If anyone thought Dandy could get through this evening without a hint of an ass-grabbing, they'd be dead wrong.
It's here where he actually begins to follow directions, parting his lips and moving his head all the way down, allowing himself to feel the full length of the clairvoyant's useless appendage however far down his throat it happens to go. Dandy is slow at first, although as he bobs up and down, his pace quickens considerably. He does pause for a breath, making a show of wiping some saliva off his lips with an already messy hand.]
I've got one last trick for ya, but you've gotta promise me it won't make ya berries n' cream it all up in my mouth, 'kay?
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S'not totally empty! [There have been a few thoughts running through his limited brainspace. Maybe some things Dandy would like to hear.] But...'m also not gonna lie I'm doin' way more thinkin' down there right now, so uh...
[Thankfully, he doesn't have to start begging. His breath hitches when Dandy reaches underneath him, but he manages to have enough awareness to maneuver upwards for easier access to his backside. It's true that he barely has anything in the way of assets back there, but Dandy grabbing onto what is there brings him more excitement than he ever thought he'd experience over it.
Staying still when Dandy finally gets to the main course proves to be...challenging. Being jacked off feels great, and the foreplay worked wonders for getting him completely erect, but wow. Nothing can compare to warm, wet, and tight sensation of having his cock in Dandy's mouth. Shockwaves of pleasure shoot up through his body in pulses with each bout of friction.]
Hah...holy shit...!
[Occasionally he manages to sing little praises, but for the most part Dandy is graced with some pretty incredible sounds of pleasure for all of his efforts. He's giving Hagakure a very, very good time- and not just with mouth. Getting to watch it go down really adds to the arousal factor, and like Hagakure promised, he never takes his eyes off of Dandy as he continually takes him into his mouth.
By the time Dandy needs a break, the tip of Hagakure's cock is growing slick. Honestly Hagakure can barely even comprehend the words coming out of Dandy's mouth, he's so lost in a haze of pleasure. But...! He'll strain to listen.]
You're really...stretchin' my promising abilities, here.
[He's getting close!]
I can promise you I'll try not to?
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He's been hit with his own wave of non-negotiable pleasure, trying to sate a pretty young thing's carnal desires with his underwear on is harrowing, but he's certain he'll get his just desserts in due time. Dandy's memory is a shitshow, that much he knows, but god, is this what it's like to be in bed with a lover this appreciative? Not only is it fun, somehow nearing suffocation and relying on what so obviously is some sort of sexual muscle memory, it's a way to soohe their worries for a time.
Before this, Dandy wouldn't have been able to wrap his head around the idea of jostling another man's joystick here and there, even though he has always enjoyed giving head. This has been just as thrilling, and in some ways a little moreso, as Hagakure's excitement, at least physically speaking, couldn't be more obvious.]
That's not the only thing I'm stretchin'.
Is it? Baby?
[He parts a rather full and now very red pair of lips, fitting what he can of Hagakure's balls in his mouth, then vigorously shaking his head from side to side.
While letting him go, Dandy breathes out, nearly breathless:]
So I'm the only one who's ever gotten to do this dance? With you.
I mean the horizontal tango, doofus.
[Dandy can barely think himself.]
I like knowin' that it's just been me down here.
It makes me feel real special-like.
[He's laying it on thick... And yet that is a genuine sentiment.]
Say Dandy when you finish.
Call me Dandy. You dig?
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He couldn't ask for a better first time.
Every time Dandy pulls his head in a different direction, the stretching sensation is almost unbearably arousing to the point of his vision completely blackening on him at times. It's a miracle that he manages not to climax all over Dandy's head right then and there, but he holds tight onto his promise.
He's panting by the time Dandy finishes, eyes watering and sweat rolling down his forehead.]
I... I know what you meant!! [He might sound exasperated, but he's more amused than anything.] I'm glad, though. I'm never...never gonna forget this night.
[That is likewise genuine.]
S-So... Are you gonna finish me off or what? [He flashes a wobbly grin.] Dandy?
[It's actually the first time he's just said Dandy's name over the nickname. But Dandy wants it, so that's what he'll get.]
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‘Course.
[Ah.
When he says that, when he refers to Dandy by name, a sharp jolt of something akin to spiritual electricity jolts through his body. He hears his name being called in a variety of ways. Some of the voices sound familiar, like those belonging to QT or Honey, while some of the other identities aren’t as easy to place.
A rose by any other name may smell just as sweet, but, for a Dandy guy? Or girl, or bearbrick… It just so happens to be the reverse. Dandy will always be named Dandy, no matter whatever else changes between the cosmic threads of time and space.
So to hear it uttered by someone he-]
Couldja say that again?
[It won’t happen again. It can’t. Goddamn it, that made him feel something.
It made him feel like himself again.]
I don’t think I heard ya the first time.
[And, like the contradictory bastard he is, the following gesture only seems to invite the very circumstance he vocally appeared to be against.
Dandy takes Hagakure all the way inside his mouth for supposedly one last time, this time letting out a choked, overwhelmingly sensual moan as he goes down. To make the situation at hand even more tempting, Dandy makes half-lidded eye contact at this very moment and pushes the fortune teller’s cock against the inside of his cheek.
Does it feel good for the young man to literally see the outline of his own manhood in somebody else’s mouth?
God.
Dandy hopes so.]
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The sensory overload he's getting in this moment is unbelievable, but he uses the entirety of his willpower to take in every little bit of it. The melody of Dandy's moaning, the sight of genuine lust and affection on Dandy's face with Hagakure's dick outlining his cheek, the overwhelming pulses of ecstasy in his lower region- all of this culminating in...]
Dandy!
[...the climax.
After emphatically shouting his lover's name for all of suite 4 to hear, he releases straight into Dandy's mouth.
He manages to stay with it enough to see it happen, but quickly flops flat against the pillows immediately after, panting heavily.]
Dandy... [He repeats, quieter this time. Tired, but so very happy.] I'll say it however many times you want.
[During the heat of the moment, he swore he saw that sea of stars again. It really is representative of Dandy, isn't it... A gentle reminder that even trapped in this underwater prison, the vastness of the universe is still out there. There's still so much more to life.
This was a very nice glimpse of that.]
this joke is horrifying
Friends who hooked up? Fuckbuddies? Two people who were definitely dudes with hairy legs and unshaved underparts, screwing around for all of Suite 4 to hear?!
Dandy sits straight up, wiping the side of his face with one hand. Did it just get even more wet? Fuck. All too reluctantly, he lets go of dat (flat) ass. Or, you know, he did. Before the sitting up portion.
He desperately doesn't want to think about how many more times he'd like for the clairvoyant to say his name again, even though the other has openly obliged- Especially like that.
But if Hagakure calls him Dandy, especially outside these four, protective walls, Dandy knows it will all be over.
He'd just feel like he was his, at that point.]
Y'know, there's that one weird, old-timey flick called... Somethin' like, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?"
[Dandy is gonna flop on the bed next to Hagakure... Also on his back. Desperately attempting to ignore DingleDandy's struggles. Nope, nope, no, no! For now, he is trying not to think about it.]
Welp! I guess I just swallowed yours.
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[Hagakure blearily asks as his tips his head toward Dandy who's now beside him. He has to rack his addled brain to dig up a memory of it, though. It sounds familiar? He's pretty sure it's a western flick, but he's never seen it... Still, what does that have to...?
Ah.
He just lets out the most raspy wheeze in response. What a thing to think about while he basks in the afterglow.]
Gods. I guess you did, huh? Well...um. [He scratches at his chin shyly.] I'm glad it was decent enough to swallow.
[Considering Dandy didn't seem to want cum in his mouth to begin with!
Letting out a deep breath, he stretches a little now that his half is over. The sheets stick to his damp skin in the process. When he properly turns to face Dandy, he sees his, um. Struggles. It's hard to miss.]
I can return the favor, y'know. Just...I dunno if it'll be as good.
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You see, Dandy can’t recall any other timelines where he’s been with a man, much less one taller than himself. The divine hornyman thought he would despise the idea of feeling small and being held like an actual baby, but today is a new day! Or, tonight is a new night, rather.
Dandy slaps on a hokey grin. Maybe if he plays his cards right, he can end up where he wants to be after all this is over.]
Hah!
Honestly? I kinda like that you’ve got no idea what you’re doin’.
That’s got it’s own charm.
But if you’re not feelin’ it, I’m not gonna push ya! These things ain’t fun if you’re heart’s not in it, ya hear? Nobody wants to look down and see someone with the same expression as one of those blobby fish things suckin’ ‘em dry.
[This is Dandy’s version of a consent pep talk. He’s trying to get at the fact that if Hagakure just feels like doing any of this out of obligation or even decides that he’s changed his mind, that’s okay.
But(t), fuck. What a ruddy explanation.]
As for how you can pick up the slack, well! I’ve got a few ideas.
I’m not sure if you’ll be feelin’ ‘em, though. They’re a little… Uh, how do I put this?
Oh yeah! Disrespectful.
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He ends up shaking his head reassuringly.]
I wouldn't be offerin' if I didn't want to. You don't think I'm curious to find out what you taste like?
[He caps that off with a mischievous wink. While he may be new and inexperienced, he's hardly innocent. No, he's plenty capable of being horny for the idea of doing stuff to other people as well. Dandy really shouldn't have anything to be worried about.
He places his hand on Dandy's chest and trails it down over those abs once more. He stops just short of the groin area though, waiting to hear what Dandy's got in mind.]
Lay these disrespectful ideas on me.
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This particular human in front of him, starved for affection and yet so willing to give it, strikes a chord in Dandy's core. Hagakure has provided Dandy with the illusion of feeling special, which is particularly funny, because Dandy is special...
Much to his would-be chagrin.]
I wanna paint your face!
[And yet he turns around and STILL says shit like this-]
With my naughty-bits.
I don't plan on gettin' anything in your hair though, god! We'd be here all night tryin' wash that out, but... Like, a cheek or somethin'.
You've got this wide-eyed Bambi thing goin' for ya when you get all shy in the sack.
It's a real turn-on for me.
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So when he so nonchalantly tells Hagakure that he wants to climax on his face, well…okay, at first he definitely displays that exact wide-eyed Bambi look that Dandy is so fond of. But once the initial surprise has passed, he returns to a more salacious grin.]
It’d be my pleasure to be your canvas.
[He can’t help but snicker at his own metaphor there. But to be helpful…]
I can tie my hair back real quick before I go down, so you don’t gotta be so careful about it. Good thing I carry a hair tie on me! Just gotta…
[He crawls on top of Dandy to reach around for his pants on the floor. It’s a very graceful process.]
…find it…
[When he’s on top of Dandy like this, it’s also hard to miss that heavy heartbeat… In turn, it’s equally hard not to smile fondly about it.]
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Since Dandy's been lulled into a sense of comfort, as much as he knows not to trust it, he lets himself sneak a loving, entirely romantic look while the younger of the duo is distracted. Oh, they are cruising for a bruising and bound to get hurt, but screw it! So they're going to get their hearts broken at some point, big deal! That's no reason not to play the game, now, is it?
Hooking up with a friend has so many perks he'd never considered. There's playful banter, pre-established rapport, and all this fun, random information that you get to use in a wildly different context. Hagakure has some weird deal with his dad and is incredibly close to his mom, Dandy knows that much. So, that must mean-]
Hey... How do you feel about bein' spanked?
[Right as poor, sweet Gooby is ruffling around for his hairtie... He's gonna have both cheeks whapped in succession. First right, then left. Just for a little jiggle action, or well, whatever can be managed given what the fortune teller's got.]
I know you probably can't get hard right now, but I feel like that's actually one of the best ways to figure out if you're into somethin'.
[what?????? dw he has an Explanation]
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Huh? Uh, I dunnoooOOO!
[It’s all so sudden, he damn near flings that hair tie across the room in surprise. Fortunately he manages to hang onto it, but the sudden sting across his backside leaves him reeling.
Then comes the second.]
Ah!
[It doesn’t give him quite the same excitement as the love bite against his neck, but there’s a certain allure to it when it’s coming from a place of intimacy.
He scrambles back up beside Dandy with a fresh, healthy flush against his cheeks.]
W-Well, you’re definitely teachin’ me plenty of things about myself today… That was, um…pretty nice, actually.
I haven’t been naughty though, have I?
[That last bit is definitely more of a joke. Because honestly, that’s what he tends to associate spanking with— a sadomasochism thing.]
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Dandy appreciates how flustered the other gets, it makes him feel younger than he is, fresher somehow. Dandy is a pretty stand-up guy, in that he stands up and dusts himself off after many a horrible tragedy, but even though he has trouble recalling the events of his past, they've left their phantom marks on his psyche.
He sometimes gravitates towards Moscow Mules when he's lonely instead of his signature cocktail, a Mai Tai. He doesn't know why, but they used to be Catherine's drink of choice, a detail he can't remember.
Tonight, unfortunately, when his own lovelorn eyes find themselves fixated on this naive, inexperienced buffoon, he realizes something that'd leave him stuck in bed for hours if he was alone.
He can not, for the life of him, remember what his last racy evening looked like before this one, or even where it was. God, when was it? Dandy can't even be sure he's gotten it in during the past year. Definitely not in the past 8 months, for sure.]
No.
[It's probably terrible and unhygienic, considering where his hands have just been, but one reaches up to cup Hagakure's right (face) cheek.]
You didn't even try to kiss me after I blew your mind. Usually that's a thing, wantin' to smooch somebody and taste your own jizzay-juice on their lips.
It's a guaranteed power trip, pretty much.
[Is he disappointed? He might be, just a little.
Dandy winces. He regrets speaking like that immediately. It should be noted when they aren't full of their signature wild and crazy determination, usually about something stupid, Dandy's eyes are rounded downwards near the sides, meaning that they're just a bit droopy around the edges. The shape makes him look ever kinder when he isn't making a face, which is hardly never.
Except for right now.]
You're... Good.
Giving! Open.
[Dandy snorts.]
Tch.
Weirdly honest. It's nice.
Before we go any farther, baby, I probably should letcha know. I'm kind of a freak.
I'm a sucker for pain, but... More like the emotional kind, when it feels like somebody's reached right into your chest and ripped your heart clean out.
[This is new for me, is what he's trying to say.
I'm probably gonna fall in love with you.
What a bummer.]
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