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an ass man (butt also, just an ass) ([personal profile] bootyhunter) wrote2022-02-07 12:30 pm
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Currently writing Dandy (Space Dandy) / Rex Splode (Invincible) / and Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

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sixthnonsense: (☄ i predict you're an asshat)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry.

[There isn’t any nervousness behind the apology— it’s uttered in more of a sultry whisper instead. Still, he does shift to press a gentle kiss against the darkening bruise as if he’s going to be able to kiss the pain away.

Those questions…do give him pause, though. It might even be too long of a pause for Dandy’s anxiety over the matter.]


Hmm.

[He breaks the silence with a thoughtful hum. One of his hands slides down and works its way along Dandy’s chest, exploring each hill and valley that are his abs before reaching his breast. As he does this, his breathing gets heavier again. Clearly, he’s excited by what he’s feeling.

He gives that tit a squeeze. Dandy did say he could cop a feel.]


I think they’re pretty good size. You’ve got nice assets.

[And he means that!]

Like…big boobs are great— we both know that. But I’m here for you.

[He pulls back to try to catch Dandy’s gaze with a meaningful one of his own.]

If anything, Dee, you’ve made me realize that I was pretty stupid for thinking I didn’t like guys too.
sixthnonsense: (☄ did i just do something right?)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-28 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Causing Dandy to make a noise like that is quite the surprise to Hagakure! For the briefest moment, his mind is transported somewhere else as well. An unfamiliar room with a clear view of not sky, but a sea of stars. Clothes scattered haphazardly on a cluttered floor. Gentle, steady rocking atop a crappy pull-out bed. Two bodies, perfectly in sync, bathed in a warm neon glow.

"Don't be so hard on yourself." He thinks he hears those words in this intimate scene, but he realizes it's coming from the present. He blinks once and he's back to being lowered flat against the bed.

Dandy might be bluffing, but to Hagakure? It's completely true. No man has made him feel quite like this. Hell, no woman has made him feel quite like this. This rowdy, flirty, foolhardy, dandy guy from space is truly one of a kind.

Love though, huh? Just the mere mention of the L-word causes Hagakure to freeze up a little, gripping tightly onto Dandy's arm and side where he's holding onto. Or maybe it's the close proximity to his nipple causing it? Hard to say. But it's equally hard to miss the shape he just felt drawn out on his skin.

Maybe it is...]


"Spiritual frequencies"... [He repeats with slightly more slurred speech. His eyes are half-lidded in pleasure, but he does his best to push through the brain fog to actually think about this.] I mean, yeah. I've got a sense for that kinda stuff, it's just...not as strong here. I'm chalkin' it up to...y'know. Atlantis shit.

[Even though this is not Atlantis. Who knows, maybe New Rapture is at least in the Bermuda Triangle.]

Why?
sixthnonsense: (☄ ain't nobody got time for this)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-29 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh? Why'd he drop the subject like that...? Hagakure lifts his head off the pillow for a moment.]

N-No, I mean...I wanna, but this place is messin' with my--

[He doesn't get to finish unfortunately, because Dandy grabs a hold of his cock and all sense of speech comes screeching to a halt with a strangled gasp.]

Oh.

["Oh", indeed. That's all Dandy will get out of him, not counting the quite loud sounds of pleasure that escape him while he squirms under Dandy's touch.

That is, until Dandy decides to kill the mood. Hagakure snaps into complete clarity at the drop of a hat to swat Dandy's hand away.]


H-Hey!

[He rubs his stomach where Dandy so rudely flicked at it, frowning slightly. It's soft, sure, but it's not sticking out or anything...right? He hasn't actually put on some weight, has he? Ugh, he's going to be contemplating this in front of a mirror later.

Honestly, the fact that Dandy just immediately goes down after that gives Hagakure a really strange whiplash that he isn't sure what to do with. His hand bolts right up to his mouth to cover what is damn near a scream. Despite his best efforts, someone in suite 4 probably heard that.]


Dee--!

[He exclaims Dandy's name in what appears to be frustration, but there's no doubt that his voice is also strained with pleasure because damn does that feel good. He's...never had his dick inside something warm and moist before, obviously.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ taken off guard)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Hagakure pauses to listen, taking deep and measured breaths after having gotten riled up for more than one reason. He looks conflicted, like he's not sure how to take the apology after all of that. But he does listen- he doesn't tune any of it out, even when Dandy gets him to let out a halfhearted laugh with that well-placed tickle.

It's...hard, to stay mad at him when he's clearly being so sincere and saying such reassuring things.]


S'okay.

[Hagakure ultimately decides to forgive him.]

But can ya just...say that from the start? I'm not the kinda guy who takes insults real well, even if you were just teasin'.

[He knows some people are into that, but not him.

He lets out a deep breath before finally lightening up his mood. He reaches forward to run a hand along Dandy's cheek.]


I guess I won't worry too much about it then, if you really like it. [A small, awkward smile forces its way onto his lips and he glances off to some corner of the room.] Can't say I've ever been called soft 'n' sweet, though...

[Outside of his mom, really. It's...nice.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ the fates aren't looking good for you)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-29 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[And just like that, Dandy manages to pull Hagakure out of the dark corner. Y'know, the one that he put him in in the first place.

He peers back, cheeks reddening all over again.]


I- I'm just bein' myself around you, I swear. Not that I don't think you are pretty...

[Though "pretty" isn't quite the word he'd use. "Hot", more like. He never thought he'd find a guy hot and yet here we are. But there is something kinda gorgeous about him when the pompadour is down...

--well forget whatever his brain was thinking, because uh. Something else has occupied all the thinking power now.]


Mmmph-- [He's not even sure why he's stifling these noises when it feels so good. Dandy would probably like the positive reinforcement too.] Can confirm! Feels amazing! Y'know what would feel better, though? You takin' it all in.

[Well hey, at least he's not being shy about that.

He shifts around a little bit to prop himself up against some pillows. There, that's a better view.]


You've got my undivided attention.
sixthnonsense: (☄ it wasn't THAT bad)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-30 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[This exactly is the kind of joking and teasing that Hagakure can get behind. He manages a breathy laugh- much more genuine this time.]

S'not totally empty! [There have been a few thoughts running through his limited brainspace. Maybe some things Dandy would like to hear.] But...'m also not gonna lie I'm doin' way more thinkin' down there right now, so uh...

[Thankfully, he doesn't have to start begging. His breath hitches when Dandy reaches underneath him, but he manages to have enough awareness to maneuver upwards for easier access to his backside. It's true that he barely has anything in the way of assets back there, but Dandy grabbing onto what is there brings him more excitement than he ever thought he'd experience over it.

Staying still when Dandy finally gets to the main course proves to be...challenging. Being jacked off feels great, and the foreplay worked wonders for getting him completely erect, but wow. Nothing can compare to warm, wet, and tight sensation of having his cock in Dandy's mouth. Shockwaves of pleasure shoot up through his body in pulses with each bout of friction.]


Hah...holy shit...!

[Occasionally he manages to sing little praises, but for the most part Dandy is graced with some pretty incredible sounds of pleasure for all of his efforts. He's giving Hagakure a very, very good time- and not just with mouth. Getting to watch it go down really adds to the arousal factor, and like Hagakure promised, he never takes his eyes off of Dandy as he continually takes him into his mouth.

By the time Dandy needs a break, the tip of Hagakure's cock is growing slick. Honestly Hagakure can barely even comprehend the words coming out of Dandy's mouth, he's so lost in a haze of pleasure. But...! He'll strain to listen.]


You're really...stretchin' my promising abilities, here.

[He's getting close!]

I can promise you I'll try not to?
sixthnonsense: (☄ this trial is a goddamn mess)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-31 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[It most certainly isn't the only thing Dandy has been stretching. He's done a masterful job at stretching Hagakure's length to its limit, but he doesn't even stop there. Hagakure lets out a very audible gasp when that little "trick" is employed. He could say a lot of things about tonight, but one of the biggest is just how much Dandy has taught him about himself. He's found sensitive areas that he didn't even know existed, and he's now aware of some sexual acts he wouldn't have thought of trying. It's all very eye-opening...

He couldn't ask for a better first time.

Every time Dandy pulls his head in a different direction, the stretching sensation is almost unbearably arousing to the point of his vision completely blackening on him at times. It's a miracle that he manages not to climax all over Dandy's head right then and there, but he holds tight onto his promise.

He's panting by the time Dandy finishes, eyes watering and sweat rolling down his forehead.]


I... I know what you meant!! [He might sound exasperated, but he's more amused than anything.] I'm glad, though. I'm never...never gonna forget this night.

[That is likewise genuine.]

S-So... Are you gonna finish me off or what? [He flashes a wobbly grin.] Dandy?

[It's actually the first time he's just said Dandy's name over the nickname. But Dandy wants it, so that's what he'll get.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ confident but clearly wrong)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-31 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Not just somebody else's mouth. Dandy's mouth. Dandy, who Hagakure can no longer deny his own attraction to, so enthusiastically going down on him and making him feel like the most special person in this godsforsaken city. The feeling is indescribable, but that's okay. Not everything needs concrete. It's far more fitting to call something relating to a dandy guy in space "nebulous".

The sensory overload he's getting in this moment is unbelievable, but he uses the entirety of his willpower to take in every little bit of it. The melody of Dandy's moaning, the sight of genuine lust and affection on Dandy's face with Hagakure's dick outlining his cheek, the overwhelming pulses of ecstasy in his lower region- all of this culminating in...]


Dandy!

[...the climax.

After emphatically shouting his lover's name for all of suite 4 to hear, he releases straight into Dandy's mouth.

He manages to stay with it enough to see it happen, but quickly flops flat against the pillows immediately after, panting heavily.]


Dandy... [He repeats, quieter this time. Tired, but so very happy.] I'll say it however many times you want.

[During the heat of the moment, he swore he saw that sea of stars again. It really is representative of Dandy, isn't it... A gentle reminder that even trapped in this underwater prison, the vastness of the universe is still out there. There's still so much more to life.

This was a very nice glimpse of that.]
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sixthnonsense: (☄ 3 years wasted on ancient artifacts)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Y-Yeah?

[Hagakure blearily asks as his tips his head toward Dandy who's now beside him. He has to rack his addled brain to dig up a memory of it, though. It sounds familiar? He's pretty sure it's a western flick, but he's never seen it... Still, what does that have to...?

Ah.

He just lets out the most raspy wheeze in response. What a thing to think about while he basks in the afterglow.]


Gods. I guess you did, huh? Well...um. [He scratches at his chin shyly.] I'm glad it was decent enough to swallow.

[Considering Dandy didn't seem to want cum in his mouth to begin with!

Letting out a deep breath, he stretches a little now that his half is over. The sheets stick to his damp skin in the process. When he properly turns to face Dandy, he sees his, um. Struggles. It's hard to miss.]


I can return the favor, y'know. Just...I dunno if it'll be as good.
sixthnonsense: (☄ naegi-chi's optimism is contagious)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-07-31 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He really does appreciate the little pep talk. The blobfish comparison in particular gets another laugh out of him. Those things were weirdly prevalent in New Rapture, huh...

He ends up shaking his head reassuringly.]


I wouldn't be offerin' if I didn't want to. You don't think I'm curious to find out what you taste like?

[He caps that off with a mischievous wink. While he may be new and inexperienced, he's hardly innocent. No, he's plenty capable of being horny for the idea of doing stuff to other people as well. Dandy really shouldn't have anything to be worried about.

He places his hand on Dandy's chest and trails it down over those abs once more. He stops just short of the groin area though, waiting to hear what Dandy's got in mind.]


Lay these disrespectful ideas on me.
sixthnonsense: (☄ have you heard my alien story?)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-08-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Dandy is special, and not just in the cosmic sense. On a much smaller, more intimate scale, he truly is special to Hagakure. For however much that’s worth.

So when he so nonchalantly tells Hagakure that he wants to climax on his face, well…okay, at first he definitely displays that exact wide-eyed Bambi look that Dandy is so fond of. But once the initial surprise has passed, he returns to a more salacious grin.]


It’d be my pleasure to be your canvas.

[He can’t help but snicker at his own metaphor there. But to be helpful…]

I can tie my hair back real quick before I go down, so you don’t gotta be so careful about it. Good thing I carry a hair tie on me! Just gotta…

[He crawls on top of Dandy to reach around for his pants on the floor. It’s a very graceful process.]

find it…

[When he’s on top of Dandy like this, it’s also hard to miss that heavy heartbeat… In turn, it’s equally hard not to smile fondly about it.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ did i just do something right?)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-08-01 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Hagakure had just managed to fish his hair tie out of his pants pocket when Dandy asks that accursed question.]

Huh? Uh, I dunnoooOOO!

[It’s all so sudden, he damn near flings that hair tie across the room in surprise. Fortunately he manages to hang onto it, but the sudden sting across his backside leaves him reeling.

Then comes the second.]


Ah!

[It doesn’t give him quite the same excitement as the love bite against his neck, but there’s a certain allure to it when it’s coming from a place of intimacy.

He scrambles back up beside Dandy with a fresh, healthy flush against his cheeks.]


W-Well, you’re definitely teachin’ me plenty of things about myself today… That was, um…pretty nice, actually.

I haven’t been naughty though, have I?

[That last bit is definitely more of a joke. Because honestly, that’s what he tends to associate spanking with— a sadomasochism thing.]
sixthnonsense: (☄ taken off guard)

[personal profile] sixthnonsense 2022-08-01 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hagakure meets Dandy's gaze with one full of youthful naivete- his almond-shaped eyes wide and curious.]

Is it really? Huh, I hadn't even thought of that...

[He chalks it up to being more interested in tasting Dandy's juice, as he so eloquently put it, over his own. Which raises plenty of questions about his feelings for Dandy, doesn't it?

He should probably be thinking harder about that. Outside of these walls is a dangerous game in which no one is safe from dying. His second one, in fact! He managed to survive the first, but it's not a guarantee that he'll get that lucky again. It's insanely reckless to be delving this deep- to be giving his heart up and accepting another's this readily when something terrible could happen to either of them.

But Hagakure is not thinking at all. He is completely lost in Dandy's beautiful eyes.]


I'm gonna keep bein' honest with you, then. I don't wanna do that to you.

[Not intentionally.]

That kinda feeling... That's just a fancy way of describing despair, and I've been through enough despair for a lifetime. Why the hell would I wanna inflict it on someone else, 'specially someone I'm close enough to make love with?

That's no fun at all. You don't deserve that.

[Expression now somewhat concerned, he tips his head a little to lean into Dandy's hand.]

I hope that's okay.

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